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Had a long island ice tea with extra love.

I became Beyonce.

Did the whole Countdown video in a random person's living room.

They won't let me live that one down. I am King K!
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Originally posted by ShadyLady ShadyLady wrote:

Don't feel bad Wonder. A drunken video exists of me holding a can of whipped cream with just my boobs.

He swears he deleted it, but who knows?!

Luckily, my drunk ass kept my face out of it. Can't remember if the tattoo on my shoulder was visible tho.

Damn that black gin.


damn, what kinda boobs you got? LOL  my lil boobs don't even touch each other unless im wearing a bra. Cry  

i have a visible tattoo as well...oh well, #YOLO!

i've never heard of black gin but i might have to look into that...
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Originally posted by PeacefulOne PeacefulOne wrote:

Nursing school: Testing was almost over and a few of us went out drinking and dancing to celebrate. Afterwards we went to an all night burger drive thru and ordered food, which we started eating in the car on the way home, about a 20 minute drive. We started grubbing, but my friend decided I needed to "pull over RIGHT NOW" because she was going to hurl; the smell of the food made her nauseous, on top of the Patron, but I couldn't pull over because of traffic, so somebody handed her a bag and she threw up in it.  Gross right?

So I drop off the girls we were with and then took my friend home.  I gave her the trash and told her to toss it for me, because I didn't want it stinking up my car. Made sure she got in the house ok, went on home.
 
Next day I go to her house to study . . . it's about lunch time.  Her husband comes in, goes to the fridge, takes out a sack, microwaves it and goes back in the other room to eat.  A few minutes later, he comes in and says "honey, does this smell funny to you?"   There it is, a half eaten cheeseburger with vomit on it!  He had taken several good sized bites out of it . . . the burger she had opened to eat, but vomited on, and she was so drunk, she put it in the fridge instead of throwing it away! 
 
I laughed so hard I had to leave. She made me swear to NEVER tell anybody. 
They're divorced now.Cry 

OMG...CryCryCryDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDead
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I had my first real drink of alcohol in college...

My 20th birthday was coming up, so some friends of mine decided to throw a party for me on campus. All I know is that the apartment was full of about 200 people I didn't know (people just KEPT coming), I took a picture with my friend Fifi (she was using the toilet and wiped herself with someones discarded weave), 12 of us ended up in jail to "sleep it off" (why we weren't charged with under-aged drinking remains a mystery) -- , and when we got back to the apartment at 3pm the next day, the party was still in full swing.

I still have pictures from that night...

The other stories are much of the same. Half naked and covered in mud or paint, dancing in the middle of the street at 3am...


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*Squints at Orgy* Y'all bet not have been partying on 'that street' near campus. Y'all coulda got shanked, shot and robbed.LOL

Wiped herself with someone's weave?!CryLOL
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OMG CC, you just reminded me of another time when we were outrunning the police on 'that street'. LOL Oh my goodness! I hadn't been drinking, but I was in the car screaming "STAHHHHHP!!!!"

We were ducking behind trailers and bushes and mess. My girl was a serious driver, though! We ended up on a circuitous, densely populated neighborhood street, and she happened to "lose" the police car for a few seconds. That was all she needed to pull right itno an empty parking space between two cars, and she yelled at us to all lie down. The police car drove RIGHT BY US at a slow creep and didn't even stop. My heart was beating so fast I was sure the police would be able to find us lol.


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Girl, with the tracks right in her stuff Unhappy.
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You out ran the pigs and the local neighborhood folk too?



A ratchet Rocket scientist...well I'll be.LOL

Weave tracks & glue all up in her lady area? smh!
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LOL LOL!!! Leave me be Cry.
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