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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (2) Thanks(2)   Quote Mixer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jun 06 2013 at 3:13am
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Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

I don't have any funny stories Unhappy

I'm either making out with girls/guys or fighting 
You're probably a terrible fighter.


You and whoever thanked you can eat the sh*t out of my ass.
Stop offering me your sh*t. Come up with something else next time.LOL
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No. I know you like eating sh*t so I'm gonna spoon feed it to you, you sh*t eater.
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lmao...I have lots of stories as well. Life can be hilarious at times.
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One time at choir camp...

LMAO JP

No but one time in High school, I think i had just got my license so my friends and I were going to a party someone from their job was having..

It was lame af but there was a justin beiber look a like from one of my classes and they had alcohol so we was chillin..

I tried Jack Daniels for the first time and I kid you not I was out of there..
My friends as well, It was 5 of us all together.

The white guys were loving my friends, my friend made out with a coworker, and another guy kept petting my friend

First time I realized white guys love for the black queen lol
 
Time past and it was still super lame so
Two of my friends were freestyling all loud and knocking beer bottles over

while I had a talk with the dog! It was so cute.

We got kicked out because of the beer bottles lol

My one friend doesn't drink so she had to drive my car.

She purposely was swerving so us drunkies were flying all around

I told her to Stop it you LEMON

And we never have forgot that till this day Idk why I said that lol 
It was around the time Gucci Mane came out with that lemonade song or whatever

The next morning I woke up so damn hung over on the floor in my room while everyone else slept in my bed and I smelled like so much piss,

I'm guessing I peed on myself

I never been drunk like that in my life until years later, I'll tell that one too


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This one isn't so much funny but I had fun!

An aqquantince moved out of town but she was having a going away thing so we were going to a poppin night club.

For some reason all the hos was going that night.

Including my "friends" these 3 girls,
one girl that was my "sister" and two others that were friends, 
one of the girls they role with was in a love triangle basically with myself and my childs father
so we didn't like eachother for along time over that but we burried the hatchet
and my friends followed

For one though they didn't like her bc of my dealings with her, but as well as there other former friends dealings with her in another love triangle.

But the former friend stopped rolling with them and that caused them to have ill feelings towards her

which was another person going to the going away outting...

Anywho I'm drunk already going there so I see my "homies" when we walk in and give thems hugs and say wassup

I had a problem with them once before because I went out with the girl that used to be with the bd and my "sister friend" was like well stay with her all night because that's who you came with 

So I do that I be with my friends cause they who I came with.

They were giving me dirty looks all night hating cause I was vibing,

I got my friend to get me a shot of Patron and I was messsed up

dancing, doing the most i've ever done in my life lol

Supposedly I was pushing into my "friends" I didn't come with and they were upset about that 

For some reason everyone follows eachother outside and they end up fighting for personal reasons 
I walk away

The "Friends" get kicked out 

we stay then leave and they calling the phones trying to fight some more

They don't but
I get a call from the friend not the one that was with bd the other one and shes like eff me cause I eff with them all this stuff

It was funny how it played out to me
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Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

No. I know you like eating sh*t so I'm gonna spoon feed it to you, you sh*t eater.
You have some nasty fetishes.
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lmao @ someone thanking my "story".

it was probably a pity/accident thanks lmaoooo

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Originally posted by Lady ICE Lady ICE wrote:

lmao @ someone thanking my "story".

it was probably a pity/accident thanks lmaoooo

I'm pretty sure I did.LOL

And I just thanked this post tooStern Smile
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Well I was in the Navy,

It's one thing that military does harder than anyone I know and that's party and drink... We were in Hawaii it was before I knew what my tolerance was.

Started drinking at probably 7pm started with wine moved to sake then ran into some white people from my ship filled up my coke bottle with gin I downed the whole thing during a bet.. Moved on to shots of southern comfort.. By then I was pretty tore up did I stop nahhhh.. Had 3 more shots of henn and was drinking beer the whole night..

That's when things start to turn for the worst I start feeling dizzy and ask the chic I was dealing for her key to her room (as I didn't have a room until then next day) I get the key and head back to her hotel. when I get there I remember that I can't remember  what room she was in so I try every room on the 4th floor and 3rd floor.. (My phone on battery died so I can't call her) I proceed to stumble back to the elevator when I feel like I have to throw up.. I felt wind coming from a window so I threw up towards the window.. Turns out the window was closed and there was vent  blowing on me.. Throw up splatters all over the window and my energy is waining so I sit down on the floor and then I wake up to a guy & his wife helping me go to the lobby. 

We get to the lobby and the guy at the front desk proceeds to ask me alot of questions about who I was with and where I was staying etc etc.. After giving all the info he then tells me that he can't let me into the room (because my name isn't on the room) I asked if he could call the chic I was staying with he tells me I have to leave.. Keep in my mind the couple was holding me up the whole time this was going on..

I asked can I sit down for a sec and the guy comes from behind the desk and jerks me like he's trying to throw me out.. I was already dizzy so I asked him to stop because throwing up was very close on the horizon still.. He gets and my face and before I know it I throw up all over this guy.. 

Eventually the chic comes back to the hotel and helps me back to her room.. Or finds me in the lobby passed out.. Whatever you want to call it.. 

One of the worst hangovers I've had in my life. I was still drunk when I woke up and the hangover didn't kick in until later that day.... Which eventually lead to me not drinking to get drunk
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Ewwwww, You threw up all over that guy.

That's what he gets tho. I understand him not letting you in the room, but he didn't have to be a dick about putting you out on the street.
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