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Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

^Ho post.


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I can't deal with drunk people when I'm sober. I'll leave your ass if you do something stupid. I almost left my ex friend downtown after she wanted to act stupid. She's lucky that my other friend was there to stop me cuz I would have left her drunk ass right there.
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Damn I wish I could remember...I drank way too much back then
 
Or was too high
 
I couldn't even tell you the convos that were going on....a few of them involved a lot of sex tho
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote carolina cutie Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jun 05 2013 at 1:44am
CryLOL@ these stories.

Gkisses, out madam! lol
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (3) Thanks(3)   Quote Lady ICE Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jun 05 2013 at 1:55am
ive never been drunk before.
ive had drinks...thanks to my ex
apparently he wanted me drunk
taste like bubbled water to me....
he got drunk..
i just pretended to be.

Geekthat was my story.



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I'll bite...I don't know y'all asses...

WARNING: Ho post

So there is this bootleg spot here that makes the best, strongest drinks EVER. I'm going back and forth between Patron margaritas and Long Islands like it's nothing and I see my old cut buddy. I had been cut him of because I suspected he had a girlfriend, but I'm a horny drunk so none of that registered.

For some reason we ended up at the Circle K. I remember dragging him in the bathroom and whipping it out. I'm sitting on the sink and we're going at it like beasts. All of a sudden, the door swings open. Mind you it was one of those one toilet, one sink deals and the door opened outwards. Literally everyone who had just gotten outta the club and was in this gas station is looking at us going at it like bunnies.

I yell at the girl, "B!tch, close the ing door!" She proceeds to yell, "Yo, they getting it in."

He's trying to pull away but my drunk ass didn't wanna stop. Finally he says something bout police. I jump up, snatch my dress down, forget to even grab my panties, and we literally run back to my homegirl's car.

He follows us back to my place, but for some reason we in his car right outside my building.

I still see the girl who opened the door on us around.

Judge away *Kanye shrug*
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dang, i don't feel like telling a full story right now but i have some ho sh*t/drunk sh*t.

am i going to regret typing this?  nah. LOL

it was my bf's birthday and we were apart so i decided to make him a birthday video.  i was drunk at the conception of this idea and even more drunk once i carried it out.  

let's just say a video exists of me with these on my nipples:



while attempting to BLOW this with my vagina:


and he still brings it up to this day, omg...it was a funny video though and he appreciated the effort. Stern Smile
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Originally posted by Meme0887 Meme0887 wrote:

Lmao
 
 
 
 
I wanna see this video Tongue


omg get out of my head memeLOL
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Lmao
 
 
 
 
I wanna see this video Tongue
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