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    Posted: Jun 04 2013 at 11:41pm
Most of us have them. One shot turns into a drink which turns into another which turns into another which turns into too many which turns into some questionable funny activity.

We all have the same justification: It seemed like a good idea at the time.Approve


Post those stories Ladies & gents!
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OOH Lawwwd where do I begin?
After I had my son, my tolerance was completely gone from lack of drinking.  I went to a small Bobby Valentino concert with my girls and "allegedly" did a cartwheel or two or ten in the venue.  My motto is, "If I don't remember, it didn't happen."
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When I first came to BHM, I was told I should go to a homeless shelter because I confessed to using men for free dinners and a good time.

I ain't tellin you judging hos sh*t...
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Originally posted by femmefatale85 femmefatale85 wrote:

When I first came to BHM, I was told I should go to a homeless shelter because I confessed to using men for free dinners and a good time.

I ain't tellin you judging hos sh*t...

lmaooooooooooooo

and with that.. im w/ Femme.
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Originally posted by femmefatale85 femmefatale85 wrote:

When I first came to BHM, I was told I should go to a homeless shelter because I confessed to using men for free dinners and a good time.

I ain't tellin you judging hos sh*t...
awwwwwwwwwww damn!!
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It was after finals and one of our guy friends wanted to " repay" us for helping him study so he bought likka and seafood.
It was a lot of brown which I don't typically like but u was like hey.So some people came over to our apartment and a girl I didn't particularly like came over with her man.

We ran out of liquor and whack ass ( my beloved) South Carolina liquor store closes at 7pm so we had to settle for bud light platinum .
This is where the trouble began,

We were playing spades and talking crazy sh*t and the girl who I didn't like man and me were going back and forth playfully.
We took a break to get more bud light platinum and she left to get it.
Me and her man were flirtiing while the guy who bought the drinks was talking game about eating my puss.
I was aware enough to decline bc he is round and light skin and not my type at all. We call him pound cake.

Ok so more bud light platinum came and nasty music came soi was booty dancing and took my breasts. Out like i always do when im drunk lol.I was dancing and had my titties all in her mans face and was dancing on him.
We were playing around.
I went around the table kissing everyone and when I got other man he gave her a look and she gave him a look and I kissed him.

She gave me the dirtiest look and I started talking sht.
Bish you bet not give me the eye in my own ish.
I told hr I was gonna beat her ass and all that I didn't like her for the longest .

I was sooooo. Faded .
She sat quiet in the corner while I was talking sht . my roommate tried to calm me down and contain me,.
I got in the girls face and reached back to slap her and ended up throwing up on her .
Like so much vomit


My roommate and the guy who bought the seafood took me to my room and I continued to throw up the whole night.
Throw up was everywhere .
Everywhere

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That's a pc one I'm not giving y'all my crazy dirty stories .
Not here maybe years and years from now lol
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Lmao and ewwwww
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lmaooo Jones....wow....That's all I can say lmao


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Im a happy and upbeat drinker... I laugh a lot and  talk sh*t about ppl. Ive called my mom a couple times telling her I was kidnapped but it turns out I was just passed in the back of a friends car as they got food. The other time i fell asleep in my closet and didnt know it. Ive also had some good drunken sex but  yeah...... Whiskey d!ck sucks for a dude but that shh was nice for me...My drunken stories get graphic tho.
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