This may seem a bit much, but --
I actually have a plan for Dec. 21. It's not that I believe in the Mayan apocalypse because I don't, it's just that
other people believe in it, and
those are the people that I am afraid of

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So I'm flying home to Jamaica to an area that is very remote and isolated. It's on the east coast of the island. My family lives in the area, but this particular piece of land is nestled within the mountains and is very hard to get to. It's about a 20 minute hike inward. There is a fast running river that runs through the land, so I'll have fresh water. I'm also taking a radio, assorted knives, tent, canned food, torch light, bug spray, and other necessary supplies.

Actually, I'm using Dec. 21 as an excuse to go camping, so I might as well apply the Mayan apocalypse to it LOL!