WTF Moments

speaking of the train...i remember this dude and his girl got on the train..lol. and he's sniffing around. and he makes a face and starts talking about bathroom stuff. Hes all

" i hope you didnt leave the cap off the toothpaste, and the bathsoap..cause you always do stuff like that" and the girl replies,

"i didnt do that today."
hes like "you probably did"
"NO I DIDNT CAUSE I DIDNT EVEN TAKE A BATH TODAY"

*insert eddies stank eye gif*

everyone on the train just looked out the window lmaoo..twas awkward


Edited by Lady ICE - Mar 01 2013 at 5:05pm

CherryBlossom wrote: I was on a packed train once during rush-hour, this couple were arguing.  The girl broke up with the guy (who it seems was cheating on her and she found out)and said "you know it's not you, it's me. Oh actually it is you, I forgot, you're the one who has syphilis."  The whole train went quiet. She gets off, leaving him on the train...everyone was just staring and mumbling amongst themselves.

  I bust out laughing

Damn. Great thread but cant think of anything

Taking the train and this old man is eating a brown apple. He then stops eating and takes out his teeth. He places them on the little table in front of him and picks something out of the teeth. He then puts the teeth back in and keeps eating the apple.

At McDonalds eating a hamburger. I am on a chair and my husband is on this long bench. Some guy sits down next to us and lets out this big ass fart. My husband stops eating and gives the guy the death stare. He leaves and my husband said he would feel the vibrations from the fart.

Went with my niece to visit my dad. We just sitting there talking then she burst out that my dad killed her dog. And that he should pay for another one (he did in a way because he sprayed some stuff on their grass). He gets mad says I DIDN"T KILL YOUR DAMN DOG! It was super awkward silence after that so I decided to end the visit.

Woman across the street finds out boyfriend is cheating. He leaves the house and jumps in his car. She jumps on the top of the car as he is driving down the street. Years later become friends with their kids, we all laugh about it.

mine isnt that funny but the short version is I was giving someone a DC  Drivers license id # and he kept telling me that the format is wrong and i kept saying no its corrcet. So i finally said do you have the correct state its not washington state. he replies well did you mean wash. dc or district of columbia.. I was like SIR, thats the same place