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 Posted: Mar 15 2013 at 11:24pm |
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"I can show You better'n I can tell You"
She used to tell me when I had an attitude..."Fix Yo Face"
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sbrooke
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Posted: Mar 15 2013 at 11:49pm |
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"You cruisin fo a brusin'"
" Ima beat you until Jesus comes!"
" If yo head wasn't attached to yo body it woulda been fell off rollin somewhere"
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Posted: Mar 15 2013 at 11:58pm |
My mom's always saying "how" and "as far as" before she begins her sentences. But she's a stammerer and she only does it when she gets excited/nervous.
She also uses "to" instead of "at". They are standing to the front of the house, sit to the table, etc.
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Posted: Mar 16 2013 at 12:46am |
(when I was younger) "I brought you into this world, and I'll take you out!" That used to boil my soul. In reference to chores : "All you have to do is............." essentially saying that the whole house could be cleaned in 5 mins, then I could go outside. In reference to cooking: "bring out the chicken, wash it, put this and that in it, cut the okra, onions, blah blah blah.......then call me so I can finish cooking."  |
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Posted: Mar 16 2013 at 1:23am |
My Grandparents were old, as kids we always laughed at:
Ice box=refrigerator
flush the commode=flush the toilet 
I really miss my Grandparents.
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Posted: Mar 16 2013 at 1:29am |
Mom: If you don't_________ surely you will smell yourself!!!..
DAD: I was this old since I born you.
Mom :NO money no honey.
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Posted: Mar 16 2013 at 1:40am |
Once when I was little I was crying about something and my mom said she was gonna give me something to cry about. That was mean. 
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Posted: Mar 16 2013 at 1:43am |
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Instead of saying f*ck you my mom will say "Shyt on you!" or "well shyt on you then!"
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Posted: Mar 16 2013 at 5:56am |
there's too many...
"your thinking faculty is dead"- what does this even mean?
"come here my friend *mchew*!" (my dad says this when he's annoyed)
Mum: "Cherry...go to the kini (thing) and get me the kini in the kini"
Me: "heh?"
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Posted: Mar 16 2013 at 6:45am |
good thread
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