My work team took a group picture and we just got it back. My team is mostly Indians, Middle Easterners and Africans. We have one white woman on our team and she was standing next to me in the photo.
Our team lead sent out the photo and she ran over to my desk. She squealed "OMG I look so white in this photo! I'm like a bright shining beacon of light next to you guys!!!" (maybe she didn't say bright but she def said beacon of light)
Unimpressed, I told her she looks like a ghost and we can almost see through her. She told me that was rude and walked away.
Seemed fitting for a thread about "Caucasian godesses" and their bold stupidity