White Man March, a worldwide white supremacist rally that was set to go
off Saturday, may have actually happened. It's just that no one really noticed.
by Kyle Hunt, host of an online radio station that's worried about the
impending "destruction of the white race," the event was supposed to see
throngs of white dudes in light khakis and sunglasses
on the march in cities everywhere. Instead, it seems to have attracted
fewer than 100 people, who mostly just took photos with their "diversity
= white genocide" banners and went home.
groups showed up in Cincinnati, Ohio and Birmingham, Ala. (where police
quickly removed their signs), and one guy from New Zealand participated,
but that's the only evidence the racist rally ever happened.
Here's a video made to show the success of the event. (Spoiler: It doesn't.)
Meanwhile, a Twitter hashtag mocking the White Man Marchers, #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns, attracted a much bigger crowd.