what's the most cringey embarrassing thing you've

sugabanana wrote: I told you guys how my wig flew clea across universal studios while on a ride

Sang Froid wrote: James you nasty as hell.

i didn't want to get sh*t in my trunks.

Sang Froid wrote: James Avery wrote: i was 15 years old and my hormones were running wild. i had borrowed a porno tape from a friend and left it in my vhs player.   one morning i was laying in bed and my mom came in and asked me if i had seen one of her movies. i was half asleep and told her to check the player. soon as i told her i said "sh*t" to myself and all i could do was watch her pull the porno out and recite the name of the porno out loud.   i had to think quick. she asked me wdh was i doing with a PICS in her house. i told her i borrowed it from my homeboy and it was supposed to be a recording of the slam dunk contest. i said i hadn't even gotten a chance to watch it yet. i doubt she believed that story. she made me take it outside and put it in the trash. of course i took it outside, hid it and gave it back to my friend.     My mom found PICS in my DVD player one time. But that's because she's nosey as hell. And of course she had to call and tell all her friends about it. I'm like woman...keep yo damn mouth closed.

lol did she give the dvd back to you?

coconess wrote: what is alli?

FDA approved diet pills....

when I was a freshman in HS, I was playing around w/ this guy that I liked and we were running up the stairs. i don't remember why. anyway, I was trying to reach the top of the stairs first, and I bumped into this man and ran in front of him. then farted, right in dude's face.

turned out to be the superintendent. automatic 10 days...

another HS story:

so all the seniors were in the auditorium b/c the vice principal was talking about senior stuff. the guy I liked was sitting next to me, and yelled something about "where we going for our senior trip?" the VP said we could go to murfreesboro (which was about 20min away ). I was like, "fvck that!" but I didn't realize I said it really loud. the auditorium got really quiet, and then I saw my mom (idk why she was even there....), who said "I KNOW that's not my daughter!" and she gave me that look that promised a good azz whoopin when I got home.