when I was a freshman in HS, I was playing around w/ this guy that I liked and we were running up the stairs. i don't remember why. anyway, I was trying to reach the top of the stairs first, and I bumped into this man and ran in front of him. then farted, right in dude's face.
turned out to be the superintendent. automatic 10 days...
another HS story:
so all the seniors were in the auditorium b/c the vice principal was talking about senior stuff. the guy I liked was sitting next to me, and yelled something about "where we going for our senior trip?" the VP said we could go to murfreesboro (which was about 20min away
). I was like, "fvck that!" but I didn't realize I said it really loud. the auditorium got really quiet, and then I saw my mom (idk why she was even there....), who said "I KNOW that's not my daughter!" and she gave me that look that promised a good azz whoopin when I got home.