Ooh man, I think I'll contribute.
So in the 11th grade, I had a Chemistry class and one day, I didn't eat much at school. You know how you can sometimes get so hungry, you get gassy because of the air in your stomach? That was happening to me and I wasn't too happy about that especially because I had a test that day. In my Chem class, there was this FINE ASS guy named Emilio who was my friend and classmate. We'd share notes and joke with each other and damn was he a fine 'tino.
So on this day, I'm feeling mega gassy from not eating and instead of letting it out, I'm trying to "swallow" it back up with my booty. I tried to fart before class, but the gas was too deep, smh. Didn't want to come out yet!
I'm sitting next to fine and sexy Emilio and trying to play it cool during this test and doing all I can not to fart. The gas began to build up in me so much, I had to shift around to be comfortable. I didn't want it to seem weird so I'd pass off my gas as me shifting my chair.
Bad idea. I tell you, I had so much gas in me and was shifting around changing position, the final time I moved my chair, out escaped a "PFFFRT!" I tooted! It was the kind of fart that raises in pitch at the end like your ass is asking a question, smh.
My eyes went wide, my face felt hot with embarrassment! I kept my face forward but saw Emilio in my peripheral vision turn to the side away from me with his hands casually going up to his nose and mouth, smh! ;-;
It wasn't all that bad though, some of the gas escaped so I was feeling much more comfortable in my digestive system. But I was so embarrassed and couldn't face Emilio after that. I ended up moving away like three weeks later.
I'll never forget you, Emilio. ;-;