whats the most cringey embarrassing thing youve

As of right now, my fiance told his mother we weren't having sex because I'm a virgin while I was in the other room In fact, I believe I made a thread here about it.

Every year, my high school used to make us all go to camp for a few days for team-building exercises.  I'm awful when it comes to bugs, so I was already miserable.  My screams were echoing through the woods so loud my friends could hear me on the other side of the campgrounds.  I also have terrible allergies and I was in a sneezing fits most of the time.

One of the activities they planned was to have everyone go through spiderweb made of rope that was hung between two trees on either side of the path we were hiking.  The rule was that once a person passed though a hole, that hole was closed.  We made a strategy that had all of the small people get carried through the higher holes while the heavier people and the ones who did all of the lifting got to go through the ones on the bottom.

My turn came pretty early since I was one of the lighter people and this guy volunteered to help me cross though.   He had me in the air over his head with his hands on my hips and was about to  pass me through my hole feet first.  It was at that very moment that I felt the dreaded tickling in my nose which signals that I'm about to sneeze.  Not only did I sneeze, but I farted at the same time.  In the guy's face.

I hoped and prayed that he didn't notice because everyone was talking pretty loud giving instructions and we were outside.  However, months later, I learned that the guy used to like me.

Until I "pooted in his face."

this happened years ago at uni.

i went to visit one of my friends at the other halls of residence and when i got there there was this other geezer who was in thE room lets call him D. now my mate, lets call him P, knew id been chatting to this chick for about two months and we were kinda feeling each other. he knew this chick call her C, from back home REALLY WELL. anyway, he asks about bout C and i start to go in. i start telling him about the date etc etc and how we went back to her place to kick it but was put off coz she had hairy nipples and she wasnt exactly groomed etc etc, i mean i really went in but in all fiarness what i was saying was the absolute truth anyway. after id finished and had composed myself from bisically amusing myself, P introduces me to this guy who turned out to be her boyfriend (well ex, but technically tehyd never broken up coz she moved for uni) and even though he didnt say 'oh this is her boyfriend', P had told me about him.

that nicca let me walk right into a trap.

bastard!


Edited by afrokock - Nov 19 2012 at 2:44am

Organic wrote: I was at carnival in Trinidad last year. My friends and I were - like usual - half naked and dancing viciously in the middle of the road, covered in paint. Another friend of mine was a cameraman for the event, so he saw us dancing and came close to zoom in on us and film the debauchery . Since my friends and I were already under our rum, we started to show-off for the camera, all types of splits and whines and just going on with PURE antics - the cameraman recording all of it. It was crazy . Later that evening, we go back to my friend's grandma's house (we stayed by her family who are DEVOUTLY Christian), and wouldn't you know that the reel of us dancing was looped on the news -- with my friend's entire Christian family gathered in the living room watching . I had sobered up quite a bit by this time, so I was able to see with a clear conscience just how bad it was. The room was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop, and everyone looked uncomfortable having just witnessed myself and my friends gyrate on each other in front of the entire country. Her grandma didn't recognize us at first and she whispered 'Sodom and Gomorrah' to herself, but when the camera panned in and caught our faces, she just scurried away into the kitchen . The worst part is that they KEPT looping it on the news, and the next day it ran in the newspaper .

nala52808 wrote: i was tutoring a relatively attractive guy last month, and while we were going over the lesson, i accidently sneezed and farted at the same time. In my head i was like omg, how did this occur, should I say it wasn't me? But I knew that sh!t wasn't gon work, so I just pretended like it didn't happen. But in the corner of my eye, I saw him shift away from me. I was like

LMFAOOOOO!! Woooo, I'm laughing so hard, aah!!