I said hi to this guy walking out of class and he completely ignored me and turned his head...in front of the entire class. Stunned, I couldn't move...so I stood there like this:
He finally his head and said "Hi, Jess..."
Me:
I turned on my heels and walked away. As I walked away, he turned to the girl next to him and and said, "That's Jess..."
One time I was in church walking down stairs and I noticed everyone staring at me. I looked down and my skirt was on the floor. I was just walking around in my tights for a good 5 minutes without even noticing.
My freshman year of high school I had a huge book bag. One day after lunch, the entire freshman class was going up the stairs to return to class. I stepped on the broken step and fell. My books went everywhere. I ended up laying on my side like a turned over turtle. Then they all laughed ugh.
One time I fell during my first track meet...at the starting line. I was mortified. However, in my defense the track wasn't wide enough for everyone.
Another time, my braid fell out on my crush's desk. The hairdresser didn't put the hair tight enough I sat in front of him during homeroom. I heard a thud...*sigh* He slowly grabbed the braid and discreetly threw it in the trash can.