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acaraway 
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 Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 8:48pm |
I tripped while wearing heels at church and fell on my butt. I used to say "sal-man" instead of salmon. One day I was at the dmv and I sat in the chair for like 3 hours, and when I got up there was a butt sweat stain and the guy next me looked disgusted.
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 8:49pm |
I was saying this girls name wrong, and then when someone said it correctly...I said. "Eww, that sounds dumb as hell" Then she said that is how you are supposed to say it  Kissing friend when his gf was in the bathroom, but she wasn't and was watching us. & we were in her house. I think we ended up kissing again when she sat down. I try to forget that day though. & another story similar to the above.
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 8:55pm |
I remember I went to church, and two men were just staring at my legs. I was like, wtf they starin at? Oh, i know what it is. They must like what they see. So I paid them no mind. But then some old lady came up and whispered that my skirt was up and everyone could see my draws. I was horrified because it was winter time and I hadn't shaved for more than 2 months  . Those dudes were probably crackin jokes about my bushy legs and I was so embarassed.
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 9:04pm |
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I asked a group of women wearing hijabs if they were buying gifts for Christmas. |
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nala52808
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 9:05pm |
Last year was when I was really obsessed wit lipstick, so one day I decided to but some super bright red lipstick on my lips cuz I thought it was cute. It looked cute it my bathroom anyway. But when I went to school, erybody was like wtf. Then my friend was like oh hellz to da naw, go take dat sh!t off! I was like whatevs I look hot. But in reality, I looked like dis:
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carolina cutie
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 9:22pm |
Nala   I was wearing boots with heels and tripped down the flight of stairs twice. In high school. In the atrium in front of everybody. The laughs! lol I felt like dying of embarrassment for quite some time after that.
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 9:26pm |
Ok I renig my 1 star. Every post has made me laugh Still waiting on zsa zsa's story.
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Lady ICE
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 9:26pm |
nala lmaoooooooooooooo
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 9:31pm |
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Posted: Nov 17 2012 at 9:39pm |
LB, I remember walking to lunch the next semester and I overheard someone whispering 'that's the girl that fell down the stairs right'?' My HS neva forgets!  LB, what's your story?
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