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 Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 6:26pm |
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a couple weeks ago in class, this girl pooped on herself as she napped. I didn't see it until she got up, and it was soooo bad, like sh!t up the back and in her hair and everything. She was crying, and it woke this other boy.
He smelled the poop, and looked at me, and said, "Teacher, I have to..." and then threw up on the boy next to him. All of the smells got to me and I had to run to the bathroom.
all of this was while I was being evaluated. I still got a good score, though.
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 6:30pm |
  I was in a team meeting waiting on someone to come in. So I grab my phone and knew not to enter this thread; I did anyway and read James post about sh*tting on the carpet. I let out such an ugly chuckle in the middle of this girl telling a story about her kid Then had a huge grin on my face after as she was asking me a question  . I had to say outloud "why am I reading this?" so the group didn't think I was being evil. I secretly wished someone would ask what I was reading
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 6:48pm |
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 6:50pm |
 sugabanana wrote:
James Avery wrote:
iirc i was 9 or 10 and was swimming at this apartment complex's pool. i get out to eat a hotdog and a burger and ignore the 30-minute wait rule and dive right back in the water.
20 minutes later my stomach starts to hurt and i gotta go boo boo. i tell my stepdad and he tells me he has to take a piss too so he follows me to his friends apartment.
he goes in first and i was waiting. i started to get impatient cuz it felt like i was about to sh*t on myself. I knocked on the bathroom door and he kept saying "alright alright". i started to panic. i was thinking about taking a sh*t in the sink then rinsing it out but it was too late. i stood there, pulled my trunks down and took a sh*t on their carpet.
i was embarrassed like a mofo but i blamed my stepdad for not coming out the bathroom fast enough. |
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 7:12pm |
Lady bird and Alabama's post had me cackling something real ugly
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 7:37pm |
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When my husband and I first met he was using my computer and saw that I had googled him. I look like a fcuking stalker...I played it off though.
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 7:56pm |
laceyfront wrote:
Didn't read whole thread yet but has anybody ever overflown the toilet while visiting? That is like my worst fear  |
Yes. . Most embarassing moment. W
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 8:42pm |
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You ever been at work and took a dunp and the Lincoln Log refused to break up and sink down the toilet. LAWD LAWD LAWD that's why I gotta use the toilet on the 1st floor.
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 9:30pm |
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Haha. Thanks for the laughs
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Posted: Nov 19 2012 at 10:13pm |
Midna wrote:
Ooh man, I think I'll contribute.
............................Bad idea. I tell you, I had so much gas in me and was shifting around changing position, the final time I moved my chair, out escaped a "PFFFRT!" I tooted! It was the kind of fart that raises in pitch at the end like your ass is asking a question, smh........................ |
MIDNA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
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