In the theme of our active travel threads, i thought i'd post some of my pet peeves for travelers whose brain cells seem to get fried when they go through the security screening.
been wanting to do this for a long time.
the lavatory door opens just like any other door. really, its not rocket science.
why you all up in my face when i'm doing the safety demo? my face won't save your ass if the plane goes down. read your fcking safety card, mofo.
i am not in the business of babysitting your child while you commence to drinking yourself silly. they don't pay me enough for that sh*t.
um, if the overhead bin has a placard saying "for crew use only" or has pictures of a fire extinquisher and infant life vests that means you can't put your sh*t in that overhead, dumb ass.
we're 20 minutes early and you wanna know if you're gonna make your connection? really? aint nobody tell you to book your international connection with 10 minutes to spare.
so you're gonna hold up the line and delay the boarding process by spending 5 minutes to unzip your carryon for your people magazine. yeah....no
my phone's on "airplane mode". is it really? ion give a sh*t cuz we're not bout to check every single passenger's phone to see if their's are too. better safe than sorry is our moto. turn that sh*t off!
you pack it, you stow it. if my back goes out i don't get paid.
i'ma think of some more in a minute...
Edited by noneyons - Sep 03 2013 at 12:08am