Mall Parking Lot (We parked way back):
I was in my friend's car eating chicken and watching TV with her.
These young boys (about 3) walked by her car.
She said, "Heyyyyy, white boy!"
I looked at her and said, "I'm not into paedophilia."
She said, "Not them! Him!!" and she pointed at him.
I turned around and I saw him. Beautiful as ever...smoking.
I screamed and said, "That's DAVID! OMG, that's *insert our nickname for him*"
She shrieked back, "That's DAVID? No wonder you felt that way. He's gorgeous. He could be a model."
-He was that fine. If he was 6'2" and not punk ass bitch, I would have been all over that
He turned around slightly and kept on walking...all the while trying to peer into the car.
I reclined back into my seat...all I needed was the trap door to open up.
I started to have a panic attack and it sounded like someone was having a massive orgasm.
The mall police even rolled by our car.
Then David returned, merchandise in tow. He ran by the rear of our car in slow motion/Bay Watch style. He looked at my friend's bumper (It had our college on it). He got to his car, parked 2 space over and one back.
I leaned my seat so far back and peered through the rear window. He took off his shirt in the rain...outside of his car...in slow motion. His back was so fit.
He put on another shirt and his snapback. Then drove away.
He definitely knew I was in the car.