Virgo Women Random Thoughts

When popularity comes easily to him, he can be saint-like. Sweet. But when he’s not heard . . . he can be as creepy as a dustinfested attic. Be forewarned. He’ll air your dirty laundry to friends, and justify himself because the “right” detergent wasn’t used. i.e., you messed up. (Shoulda used Wisk.) It’s your fault, never his. Sob. (Now,where’s my mistress?? He’d like to know.)Look, if this guy learns how to be out-there interesting (or, um, strange) to others, he may just be capable of being really good to you. Especially when he’s older and can’t get anyone else.

Take that back. On the upside, he also has a true, amorous heart, and will want love and idealistic, supersonic devotion. If he doesn’t go Batman-psycho, and vow to avenge all who have wronged him, he could just . . . ah, be a good potential Robin dependable-guy future for you.

As long as his “public” is satisfied, you may just have a chance.

Boyfriend potential rating: This all depends on him. High if he’s made it in life, and has truly figured out what he wants. And that’s you. Low if he’s been scarred by parents who didn’t give him the time of day—and has unlocked the safe where he keeps his Barbie doll(i.e., his ideal woman—he can take her out to play when he wants, put her back: she never complains). P.S. He hates gossip, but likes being well known (revered) . . . Under the radar. When he’s pursued, he huffs, indignantly, like a just-got-her-nose-done newly-turned-hot cheerleader. How dare they snap my profile? (That’s not my good side.)