Unsealed Letters: Relationship style

Dear Sicko,

                I am so tired of your psychotic behavior. I have tried everything to get you to leave me and my family alone. You just continue to harass, stalk, and threaten our lives. Its one thing to have a crush on someone and not know how to express yourself. Its another to continuously display huge amounts of hate. You use everything like everything fvcking thing against me like you really know me and I did something really fvcked up to you!

               I'm not your "funky valentine" "cup of coffee" etc. I'm NOT subliminally threatening you when I used to post music and lyrics on this site. You fvcking schizophrenic psycho! I hope someone involuntary commits you. I will never be your wife or your girlfriend I have a deep seeded hate for you. You're so unbalanced, I wish you would get that dumb ass. Just leave us alone please. Go live your life and let me live mine. I dont ever wanna see you anywhere I am again. The possibility of me wanting you this lifetime is slim to none.

               Now here is a letter for you since you thought I was talking about you before. You insane psycho.


                                                                                                                   Fvck you,
                                                                                                                   Faithfully

                                                                                                                

Mr Man,

Why are you teasing me?  Why are you telling me that you are in my city?  I have not revoked your key here.  Does that make you feel better?  I wish you much success in the world without me.  I can and will find better.  Remember that it is a thin line between love and hate.  You don't want to be on the wrong side.  I have discovered so much about my self since you have been gone.  Keep it that way.

Pink

Dear cutie pie..

I want to cook for you and then rip your clothes off and bang you after

I want to play video games with you and then stop because we end up making love

I want take a bath with you and have us wash each other.. then end up fucking in the shower

I like you a lot and I know I do because I want to love you and make love to you.

<3,
  Midna

Dear G,
We went out on 2 dates, and it was whack! I honestly did try to give you a chance, and tried my hardest to get along with you. But I'm just not feeling you, or your bland personality. So please stop texting me "WYD" every freakin hour, and constantly asking me where are you?, Wyd ? There’s sooo many interesting topics to talk about beside superficial bs. You need to seriously work on your communication skills, because you can’t even carry on an intellectual conversation without long awkward pauses. Smh. And please stop trying to invite me over to your apartment. Like I told yo arse before, I don't feel comfortable going to your house this soon!!! So stop thinking I’ll eventually give in, cause it’ll never happen. The only reason your sooo damn cocky is because you grew up in a small hick town with the population of 500. Maybe there you’re labeled as hot commodity, but here in a large metropolitan city your subpar. Gehhzzz. I think I’m gonna have to block your number, cause I'm really not feeling you or your vibe. Chopper liver! I’m done.

Sis

I hope you don't smoke me out.  Three months should be enough time.

Pink