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    Posted: Dec 10 2013 at 8:30pm
So I met this dude after I missed my train to work. He was one of the cab drivers waiting for people who missed their trains . (First mistake, but he was fioooone and older!)
 
He talks about how hes really interested in me and how we should go out and Im thinking "yesssss!".
So the first time we go out, we go to the movies in his regular car (I know yall are thinking he drove his cab LOL). Its great, we have great conversation, hes mature, the movies good; no complaints.
Next time we go to this great cuban restaurant that I know and again we have a great time. We order liquor as well and in my mind Im being courteous by leaving the tip (20% always) while he pays.
The next day hes talking about "Whens the last time I got piped out?" , Im like "Wait, what?" Hes telling me to stop acting naive. Im like "Byeeee!" Hes like "I cant believe I went out I went with you, you couldnt even pay for your part of the bill, I cant believe I messed with your stingy pucci havin azz!" I never texted back.
 
That was a culmination, not just one date sryy lol.
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Originally posted by cee_jay_77 cee_jay_77 wrote:

Back in my clubbin' days, I met some dude who became my dancing partner for the night.  We exchanged numbers and he called me that same night to make plans to go the movies the following Friday.  That Friday, he calls and said his car was stolen from his driveway...1st red flag!  I agreed to pick him up in any event.  We get to the movie theatre and he says he's hungry, so we go to the food court and he orders chinese food then says to me, "I only got $5, can you chip in?!"  I was like whatever and paid the rest for him....dude demolished his food like he hadn't eaten for 10-yrs, even licking his fingers and the plastic fork. 

We get to the automated movie ticket booth and he keys in two tickets, then says to me, "Remember? that was my last $5."  I was beyond pissed at that point!!!  I bought the tickets anyway and when we got to our seats, I said I was going to the bathroom and got a refund for my ticket and left.  Not sure how dude got home, but he kept calling and calling that night.  A week later he called again and I got my brother to answer my phone, that was the last time he called.

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Back in my clubbin' days, I met some dude who became my dancing partner for the night.  We exchanged numbers and he called me that same night to make plans to go the movies the following Friday.  That Friday, he calls and said his car was stolen from his driveway...1st red flag!  I agreed to pick him up in any event.  We get to the movie theatre and he says he's hungry, so we go to the food court and he orders chinese food then says to me, "I only got $5, can you chip in?!"  I was like whatever and paid the rest for him....dude demolished his food like he hadn't eaten for 10-yrs, even licking his fingers and the plastic fork. 

We get to the automated movie ticket booth and he keys in two tickets, then says to me, "Remember? that was my last $5."  I was beyond pissed at that point!!!  I bought the tickets anyway and when we got to our seats, I said I was going to the bathroom and got a refund for my ticket and left.  Not sure how dude got home, but he kept calling and calling that night.  A week later he called again and I got my brother to answer my phone, that was the last time he called.
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Originally posted by jonesable jonesable wrote:

Lmao.
If I was the dude I would have left y'all with the tab too.

Y'all crazy


Right...lol LOL Like how did the sis expect it would go down like really..lol
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Originally posted by sugabanana sugabanana wrote:

My sister hooked me up with this guy that while standing in flats he was up to my belly button. I was mad at her for weeks cos me and dude were talking on the phone for weeks. Building up a relationship over the phoneDead. That day I met up with him and he had on church shoes with no socks and had the audacity not to use lotion them daggone ANKLES. I was done done done. 

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My sister hooked me up with this guy that while standing in flats he was up to my belly button. I was mad at her for weeks cos me and dude were talking on the phone for weeks. Building up a relationship over the phoneDead. That day I met up with him and he had on church shoes with no socks and had the audacity not to use lotion them daggone ANKLES. I was done done done. 
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I had a date with this west indian guy from work. He was from Guyana but of Indian decent. Word around the office was his parents gave him an ultimatum to find a wife or they were gonna cut him off. But I didn't hear this until after the daggone date. He comes to pick me up at my house and is shocked that I live in such a neighborhood. I was looking around like it was something from new jack city. (I later found out he lived in the burbs in NJ). Anyways im like what???? You ready to go? We go eat in the city and things were cool. There was no chemistry so I was like hey I see you on monday when he got infront of my building. He reaches over to kiss me outta of no where. Like so how did you like the moooooooooo(a chicken filled tongue with rice was smack in my mouth)vies. I was like WTF. Where did that come from. This ain't the lifetime channel. I had jokes on him for weeks at work. He got married 3 months later to some chick he just met. 

I was a suga mama for a dude at one point i'm my life. He had the freaking biggest pipe I had ever seen and new how to lay it properly with no leaks. Took the mofo on shopping sprees all the gotdang time. I think the only thing he ever paid for was a token to take the train. I was 22 at the time and had a really good job and paid no bills.  DeadDead
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who was it that let a visibly intoxicated person drive them home??
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Lmao.
If I was the dude I would have left y'all with the tab too.

Y'all crazy
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Originally posted by QueenBee QueenBee wrote:

Sister said she had a blind date with a guy she met online and wanted me to come for "safety" reasons. She said she told the guy and he was okay with it.

So we meet at the restaurant and the dude is all happy to see me. Compliments me on my face and attire, acts as if he knows me, and I am looking puzzled because I know he's suppose to be on a date with my sister. I am only the safety person. The entire time he's talking to me and I try to steer the convo towards my sister. He totally ignores her. Towards the end of the meal, I make a comment to him and my sister to be excused as I needed to call my husband. This dude flips the fck out in the restaurant. He starts yelling about your profile says single, nothing about being married, he tired of lying stupid hos who are full shyt, storms out and leaves us with the tab. Come to find out...my sister set up a profile using my pictures. Been chatting with him and speaking with him by phone.

I told her if she don't take that damn profile down, I'd file charges against her for impersonating me.

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