Circumcision--how many of you had it done?..

Some of y'all...I swear.

Labor, in general, is painful to babies. What with all the squeezing of the skull plates and cord cutting, and that lil vaccum hose down the nose and throat. Getting circ'd is just one more shytty thing in the series of painful events called being born that.will.be.completely.forgotten.about.

Of course this is BHM, melodrama kitty central, so I'm sure most of y'all vivid remember all the traumas of being born and blame them for your inability to maintain friendships with women and/or romantic relationships with men. In fact, I can just about imagine the fight that ended your last relationship:

You: Yeah, I went through yo phone. So what! I di'nt find nothin.

Yo ex:

You: You mad? You wanna slap me?

Yo ex:

You: You do! I know you do! *starts throwin shyt at him* Just like that doctor did when I was 10 seconds old!

Yo ex: *leaves never to return, updates his FB status to single before he leaves the parking lot*

You, alone again: Men ain't shyt!

Later, that same evening:

You: *checks his FB and sees a comment from one of y'alls mutual female friends asking what happened* Already?! Uhm-hmm, I knew dat heaux was waitin in the cut to humiliate me! Just like my mama did when she let them do that c-section. Yeah, I was breach, but she ain't have to let them pull me out by my ankles and hold me upside down like that. Bytches ain't shyt!

Yes, I am that bored.

stardaqueenb23 wrote: I did it for my twins the day they were born. The doctor took them to a separate room to do it so I did not hear any painful screams, they were fine when they came back. Also it hurts way more if you wait until they are older it is best to do it when they are first born.not at all

that way it wont hurt ever

I did it for my twins the day they were born. The doctor took them to a separate room to do it so I did not hear any painful screams, they were fine when they came back. Also it hurts way more if you wait until they are older it is best to do it when they are first born.

smaison wrote: Man looka here, the best sex I have ever had was with an uncircumcised paynus. Its gotta special place in my heart. But then again idk if it was because of that or if it was because he was carribean.

This here, both of my uncicumcised have been from the islands, but idk if I am team uncut anymore.

LushHair_Fein wrote: mcelweewife, Glad you and your husband are a peace with your decision...  That is all that matters...    Well wishes you and your family...  Enjoy the arrival of Hezziebear...

Thank you