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BBpants
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Topic: This is for the gold diggers on bhm lol Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 8:13pm |
Not sure if a CEO has the time to reply to such things, but this is surely fun to read!lol
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m
going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an
annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My
requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask:
what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If
someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of
New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3)
Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few
girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan when you continue!
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I
have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to
analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put
the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty"
and “money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair
and square.
However,
there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will
not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might
increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence
from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but
exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be
much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position".
If
the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to
keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It
might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any
assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased".
Anyone
with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you,
but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any
clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to
become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance
than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
My hopes of marrying a rich man is over now
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danieb23
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 8:15pm |
I remember this. This letter is supposedly fake, but it's still funny as hell!!
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BBpants
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 8:20pm |
This is old ?
*kicks a puppy*
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iliveforbhm
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 8:24pm |
Bbpants you know what? You got it all.
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BBpants
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 8:27pm |
I don't have money!
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iliveforbhm
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 8:34pm |
You don't need money. Live on a small island and grow your own food.
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BBpants
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 8:37pm |
Grow my own food and get my hands dirty?
AS IF!!
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Blac1Chyna
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 9:40pm |
I didn't like that. Why is it ok for men to have a 20 list of requirements that they expect in a woman they wife, but a woman can't even want a well off lifestyle for her and her offspring? I've never heard a man say he wanted to marry an ugly woman.
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KottonKandy
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 9:52pm |
Blac1Chyna wrote:
I didn't like that. Why is it ok for men to have a 20 list of requirements that they expect in a woman they wife, but a woman can't even want a well off lifestyle for her and her offspring? I've never heard a man say he wanted to marry an ugly woman.
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exactly, but that's why I like to say women should stop telling everybody what they want and just go for it. Less judgement.
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BBpants
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Posted: Feb 20 2014 at 10:13pm |
Blac1Chyna wrote:
I didn't like that. Why is it ok for men to have a 20 list of requirements that they expect in a woman they wife, but a woman can't even want a well off lifestyle for her and her offspring? I've never heard a man say he wanted to marry an ugly woman.
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cuz women can't have sh*t!
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