Things You Won't Notice About A Guy ifYou're Drunk

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He’s sleazy
Everybody craves affection while drunk. We all just want to have 
skin-to-skin contact as much as possible after a few drinks. So when a 
guy is paying extra attention to you, you don’t stop to think, “Wait a 
minute…is it normal for this guy to shove his tongue down my throat in 
the middle of this crowd?” What soberly seems sleazy drunkenly seems 
cute.
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He’s clingy
Again, you happily accept affection while drunk. You also probably 
let yourself indulge in those, “I’m so lonely” thoughts after some 
alcohol. So, when a guy wants to hold your hand all night, and start 
acting like your boyfriend twenty minutes into knowing you, in that 
moment, it’s exactly what you want. But sober you’d realize, “This guy 
is way too clingy!”
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He’s shady
His story about an ex girlfriend doesn’t add up. But neither do your 
own thoughts right now so you’re not picking up on the cracks in his 
details. You might be missing the clear fact that he’s not single.
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He just wants a one-night stand
This is something you can usually read on his friend’s faces and 
behavior. If they’re all huddled together watching you and this guy chit
 chatting and making out, making obscene hand gestures and whispering, 
they probably are egging him on to get laid that night. But your 
peripheral vision isn’t quite up to par after a few martinis, so you 
don’t see that.
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He’s cheap
Any reason sounds like a good reason when you’re drunk. So when he 
opts for a pitcher of beer instead of getting you what you wanted, 
saying, “it will be fun to share something” you don’t realize this guy’s
 just cheap!
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He’s there with somebody!
Guy’s can be slick—they can play it off to their date that they’re 
just being friendly to you, while still making you feel totally flirted 
with and hiding the fact that they’re on a date…and get your number 
without their date realizing! They can even get you and their date to be
 BFF’s for the night! And since you’re drunk and just love making new 
friends, you don’t think there is anything weird about the fact that 
he’s sitting with another girl.

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His career isn’t going anywhere
We’re all just so enthusiastic and happy for everyone while drunk. We
 all become big dreamers after a few cocktails. So when a guy spits off 
stories about all the people that are going to invest in his company, 
and how this celebrity is going to endorse it, you think, “That sounds 
great!” While sober you would have thought, “That sounds unrealistic.”
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He is into you
Sometimes when you’re drunk you don’t pick up on the signs that a guy clearly wanted
 you to come along with him to the next bar he was going to, or that he 
was trying a sly way to ask for your number, and you go home thinking, 
“He wasn’t into me!”

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He’s not into you
You know that you see things any darn way you please when you’ve got 
your drunk goggles on. You just want to feel good and liked and loved, 
and so you will feel that way whether that like or love is even there.
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He’s still hung up on his ex
You may not notice how many times a guy drops his ex or his recent 
breakup into the conversation. He may do it so sneakily—always using it 
has a segue into another topic—that you don’t realize he is still 
totally hung up on his ex.
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There’s no chemistry
Alcohol induces a feeling of chemistry with anyone when 
you’re drunk. You can think you’ve fallen head over heels for someone 
you just met if you’re tipsy! But remember when you’re intoxicated, your
 own personal chemicals are all out of whack, and your sensation of 
chemistry is off.
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He’s not that cute
It’s not nice, it’s totally shallow but it happens: you meet a guy 
soberly and realize you do not find him attractive, but he looked like 
Johnny Depp last night.
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He’s rude
His sarcasm might have seemed alluring and smart while you were 
drunk, but in the light of sober day you may realize, “This guy’s kind 
of a jerk!”
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He’s much older than you thought
Research has found that in a bar setting, people perceive one another
 to be younger than they really are. This could be because people are 
dressed more casually, are behaving recklessly, and are surrounded by 
people younger than themselves. Many women have gone on a date with a 
man they met drunkenly at a bar, and realized sober that this man was a 
good ten years older than they’d thought.