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Lady ICE
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Joined: Jun 07 2007
Location: Gotham City
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:36pm |
JoliePoufiasse wrote:
So I went to the mall today and tried on some outfits. Since I was wearing a thick sweater that I had to lift over my head, I took my wig off beforehand. Put the outfits on, put my wig back on and stepped out to see myself in the big mirror outside. The saleslady who took my stuff into the cabin in the first place comes over and tells me how good I look in the clothing, how it suits me perfectly and blah, blah, blah, basically trying to ensure a sale. And then, she does the unthinkable. She pulled an Elaine from Seinfeld on me! THE OLD BISH LITTERALLY FELL FORWARD ON ME WITH HER HANDS ON MY BOOBS FEELING ME UP!!! I don't even know whether to laugh or cry at this... |
  
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JoliePoufiasse
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Joined: Jul 20 2011
Location: SupaFlyKingdom
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Points: 179615
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:36pm |
laceyfront wrote:
I don't think she thought you were a man lmao and Seinfield is hillarious! |
Lacey, she pretended to lean in to fix my blouse and she CUPPED MY BREASTS WITH BOTH HANDS AND SQUEEZED! Who does that???
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laceyfront
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Joined: Oct 23 2006
Location: United States
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Points: 107796
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:41pm |
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JoliePoufiasse
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Joined: Jul 20 2011
Location: SupaFlyKingdom
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:45pm |
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Momeijheii
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Joined: Oct 13 2008
Location: Shut up
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Points: 19155
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:56pm |
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Midna
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Joined: Sep 02 2010
Location: Hell
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Points: 236078
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 9:05pm |
 I don't know how I'd react to that..
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newdiva1
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Joined: Dec 15 2006
Location: meh
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Points: 238791
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:54pm |
I watched Seinfeld but I don't remember that one. But then I only caught about 60 to 70% of all the episodes.
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newdiva1
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 10:56pm |
what did u say? or did u let it pass? I think I would have automatically slapped at least her hands like "get off me".
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purple.chuckz
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Joined: Jun 07 2008
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Points: 50853
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 11:04pm |
JoliePoufiasse wrote:
So I went to the mall today and tried on some outfits. Since I was wearing a thick sweater that I had to lift over my head, I took my wig off beforehand. Put the outfits on, put my wig back on and stepped out to see myself in the big mirror outside. The saleslady who took my stuff into the cabin in the first place comes over and tells me how good I look in the clothing, how it suits me perfectly and blah, blah, blah, basically trying to ensure a sale. And then, she does the unthinkable. She pulled an Elaine from Seinfeld on me! THE OLD BISH LITTERALLY FELL FORWARD ON ME WITH HER HANDS ON MY BOOBS FEELING ME UP!!! I don't even know whether to laugh or cry at this... |
That was me 2 weeks ago at Zara. I have vowed to never go shopping in turtlenecks again. Button ups FTW.
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BBpants
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Location: No1curr
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 11:29pm |
lmao.....you let her feel you up?
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