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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:51pm |
So I went to the mall today and tried on some outfits. Since I was wearing a thick sweater that I had to lift over my head, I took my wig off beforehand. Put the outfits on, put my wig back on and stepped out to see myself in the big mirror outside. The saleslady who took my stuff into the cabin in the first place comes over and tells me how good I look in the clothing, how it suits me perfectly and blah, blah, blah, basically trying to ensure a sale. And then, she does the unthinkable. She pulled an Elaine from Seinfeld on me! THE OLD BISH LITTERALLY FELL FORWARD ON ME WITH HER HANDS ON MY BOOBS FEELING ME UP!!!  I don't even know whether to laugh or cry at this... 
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:55pm |
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Who's watching? Lol at a Seinfeld reference I don't watch that sh*t.
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:57pm |
Girl, I just KNOW she was watching! Telling me how great I look especially with that beautiful bob I'm sporting, how the whole look ties together so well. She MOLESTED ME to see if I was really female!!! Someone thought I was a dragqueen!
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:57pm |
O wow..... I had a worker come in my dressing room once...and the heffa woulda stayed if I let her
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 7:58pm |
 teendiva wrote:
Who's watching? Lol at a Seinfeld reference I don't watch that sh*t. |
The salespeople at the clothing stores. The Seinfeld reference is too long to explain, lol
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:05pm |
u should have put on a deep voice and said "thank you"
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:08pm |
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:10pm |
iGotSunshine wrote:
u should have put on a deep voice and said "thank you" |
Girl, I just stood there in complete shock! Now I know that there is nothing masculine in my appearance whatsoever. So if she did that, she must have gotten her clue from the wig WHILE I WAS IN THE CABIN!!! It was an older woman in her 50's .
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Posted: Dec 06 2012 at 8:13pm |
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Who watches Seinfield?
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