Kanye West Gives Kim Kardashian The Gift of Burger King
Forget diamonds. Nothing says "romance" like Burger King. That's why
Kanye West has purchased Kim Kardashian ten of them as a wedding gift,
proving that his love for the reality star is no Whopper.
According to MSN Entertainment
West hopes that the ten franchises, which are located around Europe,
will give Kardashian a point of entry into the controversial fast food
industry, and demonstrate that the sometimes aloof-seeming rapper is perfectly capable of loving her tender (crisp).
"She owns all the jewels anyone could ever want, so he is taking the
practical route by investing in businesses for her instead," an unnamed
source told the Daily Star newspaper. "He knows the fast food industry
is reliable and lucrative, plus BK is international, so he thinks it's
the perfect fit for Kim."
West, whose KW Foods company operates several Fatburger restaurants in
Chicago, already has a hand in foodservice, so it's not a total surprise
that he's chosen this route to show his appreciation for his honey (BBQ
chicken strips). Not to mention that the purchases, which span the UK
to Italy, turn Kardashian into an overnight Burger Queen.
"As always," the source added, "Kanye is thinking outside the box when
it comes to Kim." Unless, of course, that box contains a four-piece
nuggets and tangy sauce.
The question remains of what it will be like to work at a Burger King
owned by Kim Kardashian. Will the TV personality still wear Loubitons
when she's inspecting the fry cookers? Will West stand behind the
counter, berating employees for failing to be sufficiently "fly?" Will
they cope with the recent spate of fast food minimum wage lawsuits
by simply shrugging and throwing rubies at people?
While these questions are as yet unanswered, one thing is clear: where
fast food is concerned, West's gift will surely turn Kardashian into an
industry big fish (sandwich)