i saw this on humans of new york and thought it was cute:"I'm a union ironworker. I built New York City."
"And I built him. He had chicken legs when I met him. Look at him now."
our anniversary tonight. He shopped for Mama. Mama got a new
bracelet. Mama got earrings. Mama did good. Now we’re going to a
steakhouse. I’ve been preparing for this all week. I’ve been
cleansing. I took supplements. I’m wearing my Spanx.”
“Don’t tell him that.”
“I’ll say whatever I want. I’m wearing my Spanx. He thinks we’re
going to a club later so he can see some booty ass naked women. But
we’re going home. Only booty he’s gonna see is me with my Spanx off.”