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JasmineE02
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Joined: Apr 23 2007
Location: No
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Points: 44530
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 9:13pm |
Midna wrote:
Y'all need to read the tumblr CreepyWhiteGuys
Asian women have it bad with these creepy white guys slobbering over them.  |
Checking it out now. 
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BBpants
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Joined: Aug 24 2011
Location: No1curr
Status: Offline
Points: 214934
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 9:19pm |
Here is one of my weird messages from okcupid (from a black guy)
Now would you look at that..you done popped up in my matches. I know
right, sh*t is crazy! If I were you I would celebrate this momentous
occasion. Make sure you do it like rick james though..IT'S A
CELEBRATION!!!!!!! (DAVE CHAPELLE VOICE)
Now that we have gotten the sarcasm out the way it's get to the nitty gritty of things
Now. I could write a resume (though I really don't want to ) Tell you
all about me. Like I'm sixteen and applying for my first minimum wage
job. Chill..... it's online dating. That's just suicide and probably the
LAST thing you want to read.
Now, I could just go on my cop
flow( I have been paying attention to law & order) and list out
interrogation questions and ask you generic sh*t like what you do for
fun?( I don't like cops..soo uh no) Then there is always the option of
going philosophical and ask something deep... hmmm something like. "So
where are you from?" You'd swoon, realizing that I care about where you
are from and thus 'where you're coming from'. You'd get all frantic over
my charm?...HAHAHA SIKE!!
OOOOORRRRRRRRR...... I could just
delete all of this sh*t and type "Hey sweetheart, how ya doing? Saw your
profile. Ur fine as hell girl ...goddamn!!! can I get ya numba!!" I
heard that it has a high success rate. (oh the lies!) I mean, that's
what everyone does right? So it MUST work! Shouldn't it?
Rather
lets just go in a different direction entirely. I am honestly intrigued
by your profile, and think it could be nothing short of marvelous to
find out more about you. You know, talk, converse, chat it up and get
answer to those basic questions:
"Is she a total basket case in hiding?" "Will I fall asleep sitting next to her when we hang out?" and don't forget... "Is she just a guy with fake pictures, pretending to be a girl?!?!?"
Now how about we start an little interaction ! Sound good? Dope!!! Lets get creative...
WE'RE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!! To any destination , whether it's a place
you always wanted to go or some place that interests you....doesn't
matter your the captain of this voyage...so captain where are we going
to go and why ?
I didn't reply back lmaoo It was too much goin on there
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Gkisses
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Joined: Jul 12 2008
Location: CrackaIsland
Status: Offline
Points: 462964
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 9:33pm |
They just wasnt good with it.. muh e-d!ck got many chicks actin like pure unfiltered a-hole back in my yahoo trolling days.
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OoDles O
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Joined: Oct 13 2009
Location: Cambodia
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Points: 50405
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 9:59pm |
A legendary Poet once said ...... and I quote ....
"Im just kidding, like Jason"
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callmeDEva
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Joined: Aug 02 2010
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Points: 63482
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 10:05pm |
Lmao at that essay BB. He probably copy and pastes that to everyone.
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Midna
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Joined: Sep 02 2010
Location: Hell
Status: Offline
Points: 236072
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 10:10pm |
Who the hell thinks writing an essay as a greeting is going to work, though?
Can you imagine doing that to someone in real life? They're going to gradually back up and walk away!
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rell85
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Joined: Jul 15 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 27143
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 10:19pm |
Yea boys men don't act like this.
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maysay1
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Joined: Jul 02 2009
Status: Offline
Points: 101644
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 10:21pm |
Stuff like this makes me chuckle.
I can't believe men that are like that online actually have real friends and lives.
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ms_wonderland
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Joined: Apr 05 2009
Location: TTT
Status: Offline
Points: 310272
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 10:55pm |
yeah that black dude is weird. Ppl try waaay too hard to present so many sides in one message. I need to make a dating profile so I can experience this world.
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coconess
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Joined: Dec 30 2006
Location: Cali
Status: Offline
Points: 258472
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Posted: Jun 24 2014 at 10:59pm |
lol i wanted to see what it was like too wonder…
i deleted after a few weeks but it was interesting.
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