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BrownQtee 
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 Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 1:28pm |
lmao. These stories are killing me. DEAD@ the thought of some random nicca licking my face. The most outlandish pickup lines I have heard were mostly from yt men.
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Ashxoxo
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 3:28pm |
 FarrahTheLibra wrote:
I was standing in line at a department store and this guy blatantly walks up and gets in front of me. Ghetto black girl mode is automatically activated and I begin to tell him off!
He turns around and looks at me shocked and says, "Damn I didn't know mannequins could talk! I thought you were one of those pretty ass mannequins in here. My bad!" and then gets behind me in the line.
He was a cutie too! So we did exchange numbers.
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 He's a cornball, I would've laughed too.
One time a white boy came really close to me and in a "sexy voice" was like "Aye gurl, I like the way you matched those legwarmers with your sweater."  I said thank you with a straight face and just stared at him until he went back to his friend.
Edited by Ashxoxo - Jan 15 2013 at 3:29pm
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 3:43pm |
BrownQtee wrote:
lmao. These stories are killing me. DEAD@ the thought of some random nicca licking my face. The most outlandish pickup lines I have heard were mostly from yt men. |
He was white   they really get out of pocket where I'm from. A dirty middle aged one chased me from my bus stop asking to lick my boobs
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:04pm |
Well I get the usual for a NYC girl. My top 6 (from least to worst):
1) A serenade
2) Followed by strange men
3) Bear hugged and leg humped by a creepy dwarf/ short person.
4) Wine thrown on my dress (a fake accident),
5) Ketchup squirted on my ass while wearing my favorite work pants. Dude had the nerve to try to wipe it off....my second b*tch slap,
6) A Nigerian tried to forcefully kiss me as i was leaving Wendys....my first b*tch slap.
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:28pm |
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When my mom used to have a gym membership in 2011, I used to with her and head straight to the stepper machine to work on my glutes. On a certain day, one of the 40 year old white trainers was there and he was just staring at me so hard. He was really sexy, but i was like, why he lookin at me like dat? It got to the point where I felt uncomfortable, so I got off the machine after 15 minutes. Then he rushed over like a weirdo and said, "wow, I never met a girl who is as tall as me. By the way, your perfect. My name is Bryan" I was like "okay...." then he said, " um, do u need a towel?" And I said no. He said do u need some water? I said no. He said, do u wanna see the other equipment? I said no. He said, u want me to show u some about exercises? And I said yes. But then he started touching me inappropriately (rubbing the peen peen on my booty) so I started yelling, and me and my mom made a big scene. Then we stopped going to the gym.
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:48pm |
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I was in Publix picking up a few things to make dinner. This short, waaaaaay older dude steps from behind me and offers to pay for my few groceries. I kept saying no thanks and he said some corny mess like, "A beautiful princess like yourself should never spend a dime of your own money, and your man oughta be ashamed."
I still kept saying no, but we were holding up the line cuz the stupid cashier wouldn't listen to me and just take my money. I was getting really embarrassed cuz people behind us in line were pissed, but he just kept going on about how I should be taken care of and a princess should never lift a finger. I cave and decide to get some free groceries...
And this nicca proceeds to swipe his damn food stamp card to pay for my groceries LMAO.
So, you won't let me spend MY money but we can ball out on the government's dime, huh LMAO. I was so glad my ex walked in to ask what was taking so long. Grabbed my bags and got gone!
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:50pm |
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Tried to make me jealous.
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:55pm |
ShadyLady wrote:
I was in Publix picking up a few things to make dinner. This short, waaaaaay older dude steps from behind me and offers to pay for my few groceries. I kept saying no thanks and he said some corny mess like, "A beautiful princess like yourself should never spend a dime of your own money, and your man oughta be ashamed."
I still kept saying no, but we were holding up the line cuz the stupid cashier wouldn't listen to me and just take my money. I was getting really embarrassed cuz people behind us in line were pissed, but he just kept going on about how I should be taken care of and a princess should never lift a finger. I cave and decide to get some free groceries...
And this nicca proceeds to swipe his damn food stamp card to pay for my groceries LMAO.
So, you won't let me spend MY money but we can ball out on the government's dime, huh LMAO. I was so glad my ex walked in to ask what was taking so long. Grabbed my bags and got gone! |
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 5:57pm |
my strangest time was at the hair store by the owner. he was going to give me some free hair that just came in, and then started talking about how i would never have to pay in his store again then his mom came back and cussed his azz out in korean. i still got the free hair, though 
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Posted: Jan 15 2013 at 7:01pm |
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Yesterday, walking upstairs from subway this guy puts his hand out and tells me he will get me home ish was scary honestly I just Kim.
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