this reminds me of the time i was a CPS..
and this old white lady.. called in a case on her daughter.. who was w/ a rastafarian man.
but the womans complaints were so funny afterwards... but when she first called ---
she was like.. my daughter is being dragged into a cult. she's not even coming my grandkids hair. I'm afraid there maybe lice in there. they aren't eating real food. you have to go save my grand kids.
when i got there.. lol
the cult-- was "rastafarianism"
the uncombed hair.. were blondish dreadlocks.
they were far from starving... they just weren't eating meat.
it was hilarious.