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RaginCagin, you are fast becoming one of my inspirations in life. I love you.
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BIG UP USELF OP....u know exactly how to shut them up.(daps fist)
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Originally posted by ragincajin ragincajin wrote:

Maybe I’m tired.

Maybe I’m stressed.

Maybe I’m getting old.

Or maybe…yt folk will just never learn.

 

So tired of that arrogant, take for granted, attitude that so many of them seem to have. That belief that makes them act as if they have a pass in life to do and say whatever they please, whenever they please, to whomever they please.

Oh Lord, I know it’s wrong to hate, especially with a passion, but what else can I do with folk who act like they are the literal beginning and the end? What can I do about these arrogant yt folk?

I hate JFK.  I wish they’d tear JFK down and start over again.

That being said, I board my flight and it is business as usual with the flight attendant helping with overhead Luggage and then offering beverages before takeoff. I don’t drink alcohol so I always order juice. It was just a plain old flight until the flight attendant started with the safety instructions. That’s when the two pasty azz fuc*ers sitting directly behind me started acting up. Big time.

I did notice that when she offered them a drink before takeoff, they started giggling like school children when she walked away. But I thought nothing of it. Ignored it. Ignoring them became impossible once the instructions started because these two fuc*ers actually started repeating certain of her words, and adding a really ghetto sounding tone to them, then just cracking up. The flight attendant was black and had a southern accent. In no way was her speech inappropriate.

I was sitting in my seat just burning up. Then I got an idea.  I held my phone up behind my head. They stopped talking. I only held it up long enough for them to notice. They quit for a second but then started up again. I put it away and we took off.

Once the flight got underway, here comes the stewardess down the aisle with the drink cart.

When she got to me, I stood up like I was stretching and I had my phone in my hand. Then I turn around and looked directly as the two azzholes behind me.

I looked at them and smiled.

I was like, “Gosh. These late night flights are a real bear, aren’t they? So boring. But not for you guys right? You guys are a couple of comedians.”

“Do that thing you were doing just before we took off. Those impressions.”

 They just stared at me. By this time the flight attendant had already handed me a second juice and was now at their row.

Then I shake my phone in my hand, and say, “You know. When you were mocking and laughing at the flight attendant. I don’t want to play it. I want to hear you do it again. Do it!”

Crickets.

“Ah…you guys were funnnn-neeee. Do it.”

More crickets. Fuc*ers.

 

“Ah…cat got your tongue? C’mon you guys were like regular comedians. What’s the name of your act? Donald and Sterling?”

 

At this point the black woman is looking at me, along with everyone else. But I have eyes only for the two fuc*ers who remind me of all the fuc*ers just like them that I have to deal with each and everyday. And those two azzholes had not a word to say.

“Ah…you guys aren’t comedians. You’re cowards. Only brave when no one is looking right? Right boys? Where's a nice white sheet when you need one right?”

Now a white woman is coming up from Coach looking directly at me.

“Is there a problem here?” Her 500 year old looking azz, under a ton of makeup, was really staring me down.

So I don’t answer. Instead I take a sip of my orange juice and say, “Yes. Yes there is. I want to buy these two funny guys a drink.”

Then I take another sip of my juice then reach over and put it on azzhole #1’s tray table.

“There you go buddy. Drink up. Comedy is thirsty work I bet.”

Then I look at Miss I-can’t-mind-my-business-on-my-best-day and say, “Now you only need to get one more drink instead of two.”

I look them both in the eye then fake stretch and sit right back down in my seat.

The two white associates I was traveling with did not meet my eyes.

The other yts in the cabin, who could hear, couldn't make up their minds what they wanted to do. Half had their mouths open and the other half averted their eyes.

As I was turning to sit down, I looked at the black flight attendant. She winked and smiled and just keep pushing that cart down the aisle.

Cause that’s what we do. We just keep on keepin’ on. Inspite of all the jacked up yt folk that take pleasure in making our very life’s breaths harder than they have to be. Heart attacks to them all.

 

Thanks for letting me vent BHM.

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Kudos to you! That was awesome. If only we could all be like this when it is most important.
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the flight attendant should have stopped in the middle of the announcement and stared at the mofos with her arms crossed until they stfu. either that or have her captain kick their asses off. 

couldn't be me. now. 

aint gone lie. it used to be me until i built up enough immunity to their toxic bullsh*t that i no longer let that sh*t trip me up and catch me off guard. 

anyway, thank you! you're awesome!!!!!!!

the world needs more people like you in it!Heart

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Originally posted by Up&Out39 Up&Out39 wrote:

Ragin, you're my hero. Even if you think you're ordinary, you're not. This isnt an overstatement. Most ppl wouldve just acted like they didnt hear those two boys (yes boys because they don't deserve the title of men). Thank you for standing up. Foreal, thank you.

Thanks Up&Out.
There's an awful lot that their kind don't deserve. 
An awful lot.

ETA: And alot that they do deserve, but somehow manage to avoid. Angry


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Originally posted by sugabanana sugabanana wrote:

I love your posts.
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Originally posted by noneyons noneyons wrote:

the flight attendant should have stopped in the middle of the announcement and stared at the mofos with her arms crossed until they stfu. either that or have her captain kick their asses off. 
 

Thanks Noney.
That's what my husband said. 
He said that some flight attendants act like little Hitlers.
He said she should have acted like a third grade teacher and told them that only one person at a time could talk. Zip it!
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