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Posted: Jan 29 2013 at 9:37pm |
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the best blog mocking people is Suri's Burn Book from the pov of Suri Cruise
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It wasn't funny though...
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Posted: Jan 29 2013 at 9:42pm |
OMG, I have to see that.
It's funny but every time I see Gwen Stefani or Brangelina's kids, I am always wondering what the hell they would be saying and doing in their teens!
Oh and Sandra Bullock's little man too.
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Posted: Jan 29 2013 at 9:43pm |
from Suri's Burn Book
This is the kind of outfit you wear to fight crime in the future, or if you run the X-ray machine at a hospital and you want to be “edgy” with your radiation protection. Or, I guess, if you’re Willow Smith and it’s Thursday. Oh, brother.
My body double showed up for work with white socks and black shoes, a coat that has Velcro, and a low-denomination bill. So I just decided to say screw it and wear a novelty hat. It couldn’t get worse at that point.
At last night’s Screen Actors Guild Awards, Claire Danes told E! News that her infant son Cyrus (real name) is “getting fat.” “He’s getting rolls … thank goodness they’ve arrived.” Look, I know that fat babies are healthy babies, but you really gotta be careful or you’ll end up with a Harper Beckham situation on your hands. No one has seen her in months because Victoria can’t pick her up anymore, and she had to go back to carrying handbags as accessories.
“I am having as much fun as one can with a boy, I might dress him as a little French boy sometimes because I feel they can be a little more unisex.” - Rachel Zoe, actual quote [Skyler Berman has never struck me as the kind of child who would enjoy sand. Glad to have it confirmed with this grimace.]
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Posted: Jan 29 2013 at 9:43pm |
 EPITOME wrote:
the best blog mocking people is Suri's Burn Book from the pov of Suri Cruise |
kneegrow that ain't helping if you ain't posting a lank!
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Posted: Jan 29 2013 at 9:44pm |
EPITOME wrote:
from Suri's Burn Book
This is the kind of outfit you wear to fight crime in the future, or if you run the X-ray machine at a hospital and you want to be “edgy” with your radiation protection. Or, I guess, if you’re Willow Smith and it’s Thursday. Oh, brother. |
Ick.
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Posted: Jan 29 2013 at 9:45pm |
niecy wrote:
EPITOME wrote:
the best blog mocking people is Suri's Burn Book from the pov of Suri Cruise |
kneegrow that ain't helping if you ain't posting a lank! |
kneegrow the blog is surisburnbook.  http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/ i aint gonna hyperlink it out of spite 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I knew having a portrait artist in my pocket was going to come in handy one of these days. The royal portraitist owed me a favor, so when I told him to paint Kate Middleton with baggy eyes — one bag bigger than the other — and a smug smirk, he really didn’t have a choice. Kate: 152,348. Suri: 1.
Quvenzhané Wallis, age 9, has been nominated for an Oscar. (I could get nominated without even trying if I had time to let Mr. Spielberg film the movie he wants to make.) She is planning her Oscar ensemble and said it might be pink and won’t be floor-length. “I might step on it and trip on it. And I don’t want to humiliate myself!”
I can follow the logic here, but wearing anything but a ball gown to the Oscars is out of the question, even if you are nine. If you can learn how to work the Academy voters, you can learn how to walk in a dress without tripping. Also, please, for the love of everything, do not bring a puppy purse to the Academy Awards.
 As you know, Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, and talking about little else. She told Jay Leno (and America): “Apparently it was a part of God’s plan for my life. I was extremely shocked. I was shocked because I was going through a lot of hormonal changes trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. And you know, it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened … all over again! We’ve had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up. I’m doing it very backwards, I know! I’ll just keep my legs crossed this time.”
What a classy, modest broad. It’s not even surprising that NBC has decided to develop a television show about her life. I guess it’s their attempt to compete with Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Mother-daughter affection. Gross.
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Posted: Jan 29 2013 at 9:46pm |
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I think the child will trun out to be a Top Model / Designer one day . Sick to hate on children .
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![“I am having as much fun as one can with a boy, I might dress him as a little French boy sometimes because I feel they can be a little more unisex.” - Rachel Zoe, actual quote [Skyler Berman has never struck me as the kind of child who would enjoy sand. Glad to have it confirmed with this grimace.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc0a95c2be47959d742977dea0e534ae/tumblr_mh6ygkmeBG1qmik36o1_500.png "“I am having as much fun as one can with a boy, I might dress him as a little French boy sometimes because I feel they can be a little more unisex.” - Rachel Zoe, actual quote [Skyler Berman has never struck me as the kind of child who would enjoy sand. Glad to have it confirmed with this grimace.]")
