Sh*t Blue Ivy Says

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from Suri's Burn Book
This is the kind of outfit you wear to fight crime in the future, or if you run the X-ray machine at a hospital and you want to be “edgy” with your radiation protection. Or, I guess, if you’re Willow Smith and it’s Thursday.
Oh, brother.

My body double showed up for work with white socks and black shoes, a coat that has Velcro, and a low-denomination bill. So I just decided to say screw it and wear a novelty hat. It couldn’t get worse at that point.

At last night’s Screen Actors Guild Awards, Claire Danes told E! News that her infant son Cyrus (real name) is “getting fat.” “He’s getting rolls … thank goodness they’ve arrived.”
Look, I know that fat babies are healthy babies, but you really gotta be careful or you’ll end up with a Harper Beckham situation on your hands. No one has seen her in months because Victoria can’t pick her up anymore, and she had to go back to carrying handbags as accessories.

“I am having as much fun as one can with a boy, I might dress him as a little French boy sometimes because I feel they can be a little more unisex.” - Rachel Zoe, actual quote
[Skyler Berman has never struck me as the kind of child who would enjoy sand. Glad to have it confirmed with this grimace.]

Edited by EPITOME - Jan 29 2013 at 9:44pm