I could probably tell roommate horror stories everyday for months... here's today's[LMAO].
So one day, one of my friends and I notice this HORRIBLE smell in our kitchen. Smelled like maybe someone had stepped in poop and tracked it in. Couldn't figure out what it was, so we deep cleaned EVERYTHING. Smell was a little better.
A week later, I notice this doo-doo smell again.
A few days later, I doze off on the couch and wake up cuz someone is running water in the kitchen FOREVER. I went into the kitchen to see why the water had been running for so long. ..
This nasty heffa was washing SH!T outta her damn rabbit's cage into the fukcin kitchen sink. She was even using a spatula to scrape all that poop and grassy stuff outta the cage.
I went the fukc off. I told her she was disgusting as hell to be handling animal waste where we cook and eat. This ho seriously thought it was no big deal cuz she "rinses the sink out when she's done". She said the spatula was her own personal one she used just for that but she had it laying on the counter with sh!t all over it.
We ended up having major words and her punk ass boyfriend called the police on me and my boyfriend talkin bout they "felt threatened and afraid for their lives".
Even the cop asked her, "Ma'am do you know how unsanitary that is? "