So i went to court AND the General Penitentiary today. MERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY hilarity abounded at the prison.
Saw a jury being empanneled and there were just straight black faces like seductress was saying. I wanted to tell the accused that he should be grateful for all those black faces. Counsel challenged a Jamaican Indian, and every Rasta juror that got up HILARIOUS.
Went to GP and man! Negroes dash way (are plentiful) like sand! Oh Jesus the catcalling! Now on the regular Jamaican streets the catcalling can easily warp into sexual harassment but i found the prisoners to be much more tame and "clean" in their approach.
Diane to prisoner: How many beds does your cell hold?
Prisoner: I sleep In a hammock
Diane Thinking: that's pretty cool. So how many beds are in the cell?
Prisoner (confused): The guys sleep on the floor
Diane: yes you sleep in mid-air sort of but how many beds?
Prisoner: the other 2 guys sleep on the floor and get some sponge not mattresses and beds, miss.