I have come a long way, the old me would have had her needing her inhaler from crying so hard but that is the only pass I will be giving in 2014.
Fat ass always got your cape out trying to impress a dick, save a dick, beg a dick, stalk a dick that ain't hardly checking for your ass. If you spent as much time loving yourself as you do a dick and pizza then maybe your would not be so miserable, angry and emotional eating. It is not my fault I do crunches and you eat cinnamon crunch bagels, that is a personal choice.
You look good huffing and puffing away cause I was 5 seconds from chopping you in your throat. Then gone ask me did I straighten my hair? Bish naw, I have on another wig, see I can buy what I want cause my coins ain't going to keep a ninja up that live with his baby momma that he don't have sex with
, or at least thats the story your dumbass tells people like its cute. I forgot he get a pass cause he light skinned and that scores points with you cause as long as he in the El Debarge category all he have to do is show up.
You can start with them coke zero tears if you want to but It won't save you cause I know no matter what you tell people you ain't on no diet. Cry cause your house nasty and no man in his right mind is going to travel across that nasty carpet to play find the kitty.
Fkuc you and your short azz eyebrows, you know what I am going to give you a call cause I haven't changed as much as I thought, bish I lied and what you gone do about it??? Fake heax probably will call the police if I go over there but I got my bail money.