i called my phone carrier and said im leaving
they were like, you were with us for so long what gives,
told the scottish chick, look, y'all been extorting me for years, now you want to extort me for new s4. i want a free phone, with everything included for no more than 35 quid or im out. chick was like hold hold up hold up. by the time the call was done, id gotten down to 32 quid with free 24 hour like for like cellphone replacement if lost stolen or damaged.
now lemme call sky and cut this bill even further