(Random) Everyday Thoughts!!

it never ceases to amaze me  when it comes to people in general.

let an average black man walk up to you and attempt to shake your hand, and you become suspicious.

Let a WHITE man in a WHITE lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck basically bend you over, as** rape you, then toss you the bill afterwards, and you gladly repeat after him: "Yes doctor, i'm your bi*tch."

and you never even checked his credentials..






Edited by femmemuscleisback - May 02 2014 at 8:35am

We had one over for dinner.  The guy was funny, interesting.  The wife.. yep one of the "insular" types.

Very old looking, fat, repressed, and a devout catholic.

Her husband was intrigued the moment we met.  He didn't bother to shake my hand, he went straight for the hugs.

He and i bonded right away, especially when it came to my motorcycle, and travels.

She was so intimidated, she didn't want to even go look at the bike at all.  She asked me how old i was.  When she found out, she became dismissive and changed the subject. 

When we were at dinner, i made a statement, and the guy said: "you're not old enough to know about that"..

She gently squeezed his shoulder and said: "Oh honey, you remember, she and i are the same age." and smiled sooo sweetly, like she wanted to kill him.

I am so shocked that my local government called me in regards to a job I applied to a month ago.  Usually when I apply to a government position, I usually hear from them a year after the fact or usually nothing at all.  I informed my mom regards to it since she works for the local government and she said that they are making major changes because before only cronies or friends of cronies would get the positions and the rest of us plebeians are just SOL.  I really hope I get this position.  I know this is cliche but once you are in, you are in and it is a hassle to get fired unless you do something egregious or downright illegal.  Of course I won't partake in such matters but I will be taking the right course of action if someone starts to get out of pocket with me.  At this organization, they are notorious for this.  If you want to work with a pack of maladjusted, sociopaths, this is the spot.

Hey Gals! Well, I didn't get an offer letter. But, I have a 2nd interview tomorrow! There holding them from tomorrow thru the 20th. So, another possible round of waiting for me. But, hey, I'm excited

People are the most "primal" when it comes to the unknown. To the point, i really do believe we've evolved from f&*&cking monkeys.

I was called in @ 02:00 a.m. in the morning to "R/O testicular torsion".

a guy about 18 years old. No problem. that's actually past the age, of a torsion. but anyway, the ER docs. lie to get us in, because they don't want to make a decision with ultrasound themselves. So they throw us under the bus.

I came in 1/2 awake, and start wheeling the guy down to our dept. Next thing you know this Gargoyle-like creature was sauntering after us. Later on, i realize, it's the kid's mom.

Usually, in a testicular or vaginal exam. I leave other folks outside.

As i was setting up the ultrasound, i hear a knock. I open the door and the Gargoyle is standing there, breathing hard and trembling, her eye like two burnt holes in a blanket, jerked toward me.

"I AM HIS MOTHER!! HE IS 17! HE NEEDS ME IN HERE WITH HIM!"

I stood there thinking. Is this a nightmare? It looks like a nightmare..

The guy has sat up.. "Yeah, can my mom come in??" looking like she's ruled him his whole life, and i thought.. okay..Let her see her son's di**ck.. At this point.

"You DO know this is a testicule exam, ma'am"

"Yes, BUT I AM HIS MOTHER!!"

Sure enough, when she sat down, i flipped his gown, then suddenly HE gets shy, and doesn't want her in the room.

okay.. you wanted her in here so bad.. Now you know why, i said no in the first. But after this, the drama is over, the exam starts..

I explain what i'm going to do, then start the examination.