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Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"





A: "With a bee bee gun."
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Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?





A. One, but it takes five sessions.
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Q. What did the elephant say to a naked man?





A. Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
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Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?





A: How do we find an egg in all of this sh*t?
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The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.


~G.C. Lichtenberg
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"Though we may know Him by a thousand names,
He is one and the same to us all."




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I know how to learn anything I want to learn.
I absolutely know that I could learn how to fly the space shuttle because someone else knows how to fly it, and they put it in a book.
Give me the book, and I do not need somebody to stand up in front of the class."



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"Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking
if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity."




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Q: What's the first bet that most people make in their lives?





A: The alpha bet
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Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"





A: It hasn't come out yet.
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