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Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?



A: "Curl Up and Dye."
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"Action expresses priorities."



Mahatma Gandhi
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"An emotional man may possess no humor,
but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion,
sometimes tucked away or forgotten."



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A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis,

her mom said you should have asked me last night

it was at the tip of my tongue.
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"Everything's fine today,

that is our illusion."




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"Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring...

'How to Build a Boat.'"




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“If a book about failures doesn't sell,
is it a success ?”



― Jerry Seinfeld
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"Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth."



~Ludwig Börne
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“To say "He was a young fool, and now he's an old fool"
is to make a distinction without a difference.”




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What did the fish say when he hit a wall ?




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