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Why did the tomato blush?




Because he saw the salad dressing!

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"An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it."


Mahatma Gandhi

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Q: What do you call a fat psychic?



A: A four chin teller.
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"By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher."




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Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter?



A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.
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"What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy."




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"Oh, I just want what we all want:
a comfortable couch,
a nice beverage,
a weekend of no distractions,
and a book that will stop time,
lift me out of my quotidian existence
and alter my thinking forever."



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Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.


~Polish Proverb
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“The only currency that we really have to spend during our lives is time.
Everything else is just a sub-category.”




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"There will be no end to the troubles of states,
or of humanity itself, till philosophers become kings in this world,
or till those we now call kings and rulers, really and truly become philosophers,
and political power and philosophy thus come into the same hands."




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