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A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"

Doctor replies, "Well, you'll just have to be a 'little' patient."

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"Injustice in the end produces independence."


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"Service which is rendered without joy,   helps neither the servant nor the served.
But all other pleasures and possessions pale into nothingness before service which is rendered in a spirit of joy."



Mahatma Gandhi

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"We are more often treacherous through weakness than through calculation."


~François VI de la Rochefoucault
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“In the eyeball there is a clash between creation and reflection.

The two-way globes of sight are magical revolving doors where the creative spirit meets itself in the created spirit.

The eye that surveys the universe is the universe's own eye.”




― Jostein Gaarder, Maya
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“Truth is stranger than fiction,   but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities;   Truth isn't.”


― Mark Twain
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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?




A: Spoiled milk.
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Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?




A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Q: long and hard and has cum in it?[





A: A cu-cum-ber
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?


Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”
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