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Q: What has a bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?





A: A bingo machine.
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Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?





A: A taxi driver.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?





A: A Thesaurus.
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“If you were half as funny as you think you are,
you'd be twice as funny as you are now.”




― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
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"The telephone book is full of facts,
but it doesn't contain a single idea."



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Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?





A: Where you put the cucumber.
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“He who has no dreams has no hope and thus lives in a hell of his own making "



― Rassool Jibraeel Snyman
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"When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon,
my soul expands in the worship of the creator."




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“Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.”



― Abraham Lincoln
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"Everything's fine today,
that is our illusion."




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