Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
Where do they get the seeds to plant "seedless" watermelons?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through ATM bank machines when there is ZERO chance of a blind person driving up to it?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? That's a lil nerve-wrecking...
How do snowplow drivers get to work in a snowstorm?
Why are there flotation devices under airline seats instead of parachutes?
Why do so many people say "at the end of the day" now when trying to make a point? What about the rest of the day?