Pure LOLs

Top white proverbs (ranked by # of notes in the first 36 hours):

1. 3701 “I’m 32% Irish, 12% German, 17% Swedish, 25% French, 10% Polish and 1/17 Cherokee princess”
2. 3549 “Where are you from? …No, I mean where’s your family from?”
3. 1628 “The police are here to protect you.”
4. 1410 “I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, green or purple…”
5. 1268 “Its not like YOU were ever a slave. I don’t understand why race is even an issue for you.”
6. 850 “You’re not like those other Black people. In fact, I don’t see you as Black at all.”
7. 819 “Wow, you are very attractive for a [insert ethnicity/race].”
8. 652 “You’re so pretty. You don’t even look [non-white ethnicity]!”
9. 649 “I took a class on this”
10. 634 “You’re racist for saying I’m racist”
11. 629 “I don’t know how to pronounce that, do you have an English name?”
12. 619 “But the movement is about women’s issues, not racial issues!”
13. 610 “You should be more like Martin Luther King and less like Malcolm X.”
14. 498 “Oh, your hair is just so interesting! Can I touch it?”
15. 468 “White people experience racism too. A Black person was mean to me once.”
16. 464 “It’s not racist. It was a joke…”
17. 459 “you just don’t understand how oppressed you are by your own culture”
18. 458 “Calling me cracker is just as bad as me calling you the n-word.”
19. 453 “I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
20. 452 “But my black friend wasn’t offended”
21. 437 “I love Latinas. CALIENTE.”
22. 428 “Do you mean forehead dot Indian or teepee Indian?”
23. 415 “I’m not white; I’m human.”
24. 407 “Two wrongs don’t make a right. If you react in violent self defense when someone’s violently attacking you, you’re just as bad.”
25. 403 “You’re so lucky, you don’t have to tan!”
26. 394 “Exotic”
27. 346 “Slavery was 400 years ago. Get over it.”
28. 346 “I’m not white, I’m Italian.”

(via white proverb)