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i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

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I installed this little f*cker on every computer I could get my hands on when I was a kid. I loved him. He told jokes, sang songs, and he’d read anything you wanted him to out loud with his robot voice.

Every once in a while, he’d ask to be sent to some kind of jungle school where he could learn new jokes and songs, but it cost real money, and I wouldn’t have dared to ask my mom for virtual monkey jungle school tuition. She hated him from day one. I don’t know why. He’d just pop up and try to sing to her when she was reading her Christian Evangelist chain mail in Outlook.

Turns out, he was adware all along, and was apparently selling my web browsing info to shady companies in secret. He eventually got caught, and I think they euthanized him. He never really loved me, I know. But I still love him. If I knew anything about programming, I’d resurrect him somehow without the spyware. He could be rehabilitated. I know he could.



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Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the f*cking police

#and then dumbledore finds out#and comes to visit him in his new orphanage#and is like well sh*t#this is familiar#please dont talk to snakes-HELL-HARRY-POTTER" #OH F*CKING HELL HARRY POTTER#YOU HAD ONE JOB (via: zavocado)

YOU HAD ONE JOB



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That’s because its a gameboy you little sh*tbag

The kid at the bottom is holding a cassette tape

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You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just f*cking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

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