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Topic: Would you ____ a 90 year old?
Posted By: OhMyCurlz
Subject: Would you ____ a 90 year old?
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 2:00pm
If a 90 year old white man offered to give you $500,000 for 5 minutes of any sexual act of your choosing, would you do it? You can choose. It can be him giving you oral, fiddlin' with your titties, whatever. As long as it's sexual and 5 minutes.

Btw: The hypothetical white man looks like this: 





Replies:
Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 2:16pm
Of course
5 minutes isn't that long I'll go into it drunk or high and be okay.


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 2:18pm
Originally posted by coconess coconess wrote:

Of course
5 minutes isn't that long I'll go into it drunk or high and be okay.

what if u had to make out with him for the full 5 minutes? 


Posted By: Bored w/Out Me?
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 2:20pm
#NoMortgage


Posted By: rell85
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 2:20pm
Yes...5 mins will be over in no time....no oral he could fondle.


Posted By: thewonderfulwa
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 2:23pm
sets timer


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 2:28pm
100,000 per minute, most definitely. He will be dead and a distant memory soon enough.


Posted By: bindy
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 3:16pm
Let's Buggy



Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 3:28pm
Yep. I will try my best to be black out drunk for it.


Wait, BHM doesn't believe in black outs due to drinking.LOL


Posted By: smaison
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 3:32pm
at these comments.
He can suck my toes for 5 minutes.


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 4:01pm
Originally posted by smaison smaison wrote:

at these comments.
He can suck my toes for 5 minutes.

what those toes looking like tho?


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 4:18pm
Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:


the excitement would probably kill him tbh...


LOLLOLLOLLOL

Id let him rub my bewbs for 500k....hell he will probably off another 500k for another 5 minutes......LOL


Posted By: _ConcreteRose_
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 4:21pm
yup, sure would.

*waiting for the guys to answer*


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 4:38pm
nah im good


Posted By: smaison
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 4:43pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

Originally posted by smaison smaison wrote:

at these comments.
He can suck my toes for 5 minutes.


what those toes looking like tho?


lovely. just got a fresh pedi.


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 4:49pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

Originally posted by smaison smaison wrote:

at these comments.
He can suck my toes for 5 minutes.

what those toes looking like tho?
LOLLOL


to answer the thread nope. Dead


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 4:52pm
Originally posted by smaison smaison wrote:

Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

Originally posted by smaison smaison wrote:

at these comments.
He can suck my toes for 5 minutes.


what those toes looking like tho?


lovely. just got a fresh pedi.

pic?


Posted By: bindy
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 5:15pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

nah im good
yea, right....


Posted By: AshBash89
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 5:38pm
That's easy and quick money!


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 6:01pm
Originally posted by bindy bindy wrote:

Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

nah im good
yea, right....
dont project your thotfulness on me sweety



if you finna let old boy squeeze a titty and pinch a nipple good for you

not enough money for me

i dont think theres any act id want a 90yr old woman to do me

thats someone's abuela

no bueno!


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 6:03pm
Just five minutes? Can I be on my phone while he is doing it?


Posted By: newin2009
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 6:08pm
I honestly don't think I could do it.


Posted By: AwesomeAries
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 6:24pm
Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:


the excitement would probably kill him tbh...

the sad part was I was about to ask can I kill him after it is over...........


Posted By: OhMyCurlz
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 7:20pm
Originally posted by AwesomeAries AwesomeAries wrote:

Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:


the excitement would probably kill him tbh...

the sad part was I was about to ask can I kill him after it is over...........
LMFAO Dead


Posted By: hauteshellbi
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 7:26pm
Ohmycurls wtfffffffff your ip needs to be banned for that avi


Posted By: OhMyCurlz
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 7:40pm
Originally posted by hauteshellbi hauteshellbi wrote:

Ohmycurls wtfffffffff your ip needs to be banned for that avi
LOL....I know I ain't sheit. He's the most horrible monster in a horror movie ever. LOLCry

I'm about to switch him out anyway; I don't like looking at my own damn avi. 



Posted By: *Belle*Femme*
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 8:13pm
Originally posted by CherryBlossom CherryBlossom wrote:


the excitement would probably kill him tbh...


Posted By: browneyez4548
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 8:52pm
Originally posted by newin2009 newin2009 wrote:

I honestly don't think I could do it.



Man this.

But I'm not gon lie, I might LOL

I'd probably be throwing up all over him though Ouch




Posted By: browneyez4548
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 8:55pm
And for all saying it's "easy money"....nah brah....fuking a 90 year is far from being easy money...that's torture Cry


Posted By: creole booty
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 9:08pm
Hopefully we all get to 90 one day. If I offer u $500,000 for five minutes of sexual pleasure, call my daughter because it ain't worth that much. If I'm giving that much, ur with me til the day I die.



Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 9:33pm
nah
and we're about the same age. but no.


Posted By: browneyez4548
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 9:50pm
Purp, you are not anywhere close to 90...Stahp itLOLLOL


Posted By: smartgirl88
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 9:51pm
yes


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 9:55pm
Originally posted by browneyez4548 browneyez4548 wrote:

Purp, you are not anywhere close to 90...Stahp itLOLLOL


to bhm, yes.

old is oldLOL
40 is one foot in grave
50 is both.


Posted By: browneyez4548
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 10:13pm
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

Originally posted by browneyez4548 browneyez4548 wrote:

Purp, you are not anywhere close to 90...Stahp itLOLLOL


to bhm, yes.

old is oldLOL
40 is one foot in grave
50 is both.


I'm done with you DeadLOL


Posted By: Josephuss
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 10:21pm
I cant be bought.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 10:32pm
Originally posted by browneyez4548 browneyez4548 wrote:



I'm done with you DeadLOL


LOL


Posted By: bindy
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 10:43pm
Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

I cant be bought.
so you'll do it for free.........how altruistic.....


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 11:12pm
Brown, I don't feel a day over 70 tho. lol


Posted By: DiorShowGirl
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 11:23pm
he prolly have a heart attack once he sees a female sexual body part, would said person still get the 500,000 if he croaked before the 5 is up cause he got TOO EXCITED? 


Posted By: DiorShowGirl
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 11:27pm
Originally posted by OhMyCurlz OhMyCurlz wrote:

Originally posted by hauteshellbi hauteshellbi wrote:

Ohmycurls wtfffffffff your ip needs to be banned for that avi
LOL....I know I ain't sheit. He's the most horrible monster in a horror movie ever. LOLCry

I'm about to switch him out anyway; I don't like looking at my own damn avi. 




OH JUST GIVE HIM SOME HARDCORE EYE WHITENER OF VISINE AND SOME MAJOR TEETH WHITENER...HE BE OK TO LOOK AT..LOL


Posted By: Josephuss
Date Posted: Aug 30 2014 at 11:37pm
Originally posted by bindy bindy wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

I cant be bought.
so you'll do it for free.........how altruistic.....
only if it was a woman, we were in love, and married.


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 12:30am
Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 1:07am
Wonder, are you watching Knick?


Posted By: Josephuss
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 1:14am
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.


Posted By: DiorShowGirl
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 1:48am
Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.


no offense Josephuss, then u need to get off of BHM cause this is one corruptive forum that might not be good in Jehovah eyes....LOL   just joking with ya..


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 1:53am
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

Wonder, are you watching Knick?


Never heard of it, but i just looked it up.  I love Clive Owen.  I have Max Go so I can actually watch it!  How is it?


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 1:55am
Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.


I understand that...so when you come back will you get to have fun or will you live a life of restraint all over again?


Posted By: Josephuss
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 2:05am
Originally posted by DiorShowGirl DiorShowGirl wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.



no offense Josephuss, then u need to get off of BHM cause this is one corruptive forum that might not be good in Jehovah eyes....LOL   just joking with ya..
you might actually be right. one has to be constantly aware of what they associate with


Posted By: Josephuss
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 2:09am
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.


I understand that...so when you come back will you get to have fun or will you live a life of restraint all over again?
I can have fun now, as long as my morals arent being compromised. But then I wont have feel constrained due to my afflictions.


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 2:10am
Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.


I understand that...so when you come back will you get to have fun or will you live a life of restraint all over again?
I can have fun now, as long as my morals arent being compromised. But then I wont have feel constrained due to my afflictions.


im not talking about going to the circus, fun was a euphemism for pre marital sex. i don't believe in that, but i actually hope it's real for those who have faith.  so my question is once you get a chance at a healthy, normal life, will you go there?


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 2:21am
Originally posted by bindy bindy wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

I cant be bought.
so you'll do it for free.........how altruistic.....


Posted By: Josephuss
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 2:30am
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.


I understand that...so when you come back will you get to have fun or will you live a life of restraint all over again?
I can have fun now, as long as my morals arent being compromised. But then I wont have feel constrained due to my afflictions.


im not talking about going to the circus, fun was a euphemism for pre marital sex. i don't believe in that, but i actually hope it's real for those who have faith.  so my question is once you get a chance at a healthy, normal life, will you go there?
If God gave me the opportunity to live a healthy life, I wouldnt repay him with disloyalty and start fornicating.


Posted By: bindy
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 2:46am
Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.


I understand that...so when you come back will you get to have fun or will you live a life of restraint all over again?
I can have fun now, as long as my morals arent being compromised. But then I wont have feel constrained due to my afflictions.


im not talking about going to the circus, fun was a euphemism for pre marital sex. i don't believe in that, but i actually hope it's real for those who have faith.  so my question is once you get a chance at a healthy, normal life, will you go there?
If God gave me the opportunity to live a healthy life, I wouldnt repay him with disloyalty and start fornicating.

Would it be okay if you marry in the morning, have sex in the afternoon then get the marriage annulled in the evening?


Posted By: Josephuss
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 3:01am
Originally posted by bindy bindy wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by Josephuss Josephuss wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Joe, if you don't get married you want to die a virgin?
I want to live properly in the eyes of Jehovah, so when I die, virgin or not, I have the possibility of resurrection and could live a full life.


I understand that...so when you come back will you get to have fun or will you live a life of restraint all over again?
I can have fun now, as long as my morals arent being compromised. But then I wont have feel constrained due to my afflictions.


im not talking about going to the circus, fun was a euphemism for pre marital sex. i don't believe in that, but i actually hope it's real for those who have faith.  so my question is once you get a chance at a healthy, normal life, will you go there?
If God gave me the opportunity to live a healthy life, I wouldnt repay him with disloyalty and start fornicating.


Would it be okay if you marry in the morning, have sex in the afternoon then get the marriage annulled in the evening?

fornication defiles the marriage bond created by God, and sense God is opposed to that you can argue you taking marriage in a non serious manner defiles it as well.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 3:19am
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

Wonder, are you watching Knick?


Never heard of it, but i just looked it up.  I love Clive Owen.  I have Max Go so I can actually watch it!  How is it?


I watched the first one and liked it. I have the rest ready to watch. Hub loves it tho.


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 3:29am
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

Wonder, are you watching Knick?


Never heard of it, but i just looked it up.  I love Clive Owen.  I have Max Go so I can actually watch it!  How is it?


I watched the first one and liked it. I have the rest ready to watch. Hub loves it tho.


I am into period stuff so I will try out the first episode before the weekend is over. I look forward to the number of housewives diagnosed with hysteria because of their sh*tty sex lives.


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 5:00am
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

Originally posted by coconess coconess wrote:

Of course
5 minutes isn't that long I'll go into it drunk or high and be okay.

what if u had to make out with him for the full 5 minutes? 

Dead

i really dont know about this one.. 
id have to watch him disinfect his dentures and brush his gums or whatever remains of his teeth.. for like 10 minutes.. 
and try to negotiate it down in time or up in money.. 

id like to think we could meet somewhere in the middle but i feel like theres a ho somewhere who will do it for less money and longer time so yea… i might have to just take somethin to the head and pop a pill and make it happen. 

okay i really just thought about their slimy spit and stuff… and i forreal gagged twice. 
idk,, nope. 
1 minute. 


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Aug 31 2014 at 5:24am
lol. of course
@Wonder


Posted By: NuAttitude
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 10:55am
YUP!!!!


Posted By: goodm3
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 1:25pm
Tax free????


shiiiiiiddddddddddd


Posted By: NARSAddict
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 1:25pm
Nope.  Old people have a odor about them that I highly doubt the strongest liquor can overcome it.  More power to those who have a stronger stomach than I do.


Posted By: NuAttitude
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 2:34pm
Originally posted by NARSAddict NARSAddict wrote:

Nope.  Old people have a odor about them that I highly doubt the strongest liquor can overcome it.  More power to those who have a stronger stomach than I do.
LMAO!!!  Nars.....that might be an exciting thing for him.  You throwing up all over his dack!!!LOLLOLLOLLOL  Sheiiiiit he might give you a cool mil!LOLLOLLOLEmbarrassed


Posted By: Jess
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 2:49pm
Yes...especially since ppl other ppl for nothing. Even ppl they barely know for nothing.


Posted By: nitabug
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 2:59pm
nope


Posted By: AmiliaCabral
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 3:24pm
oh yes
 


Posted By: keelolo1
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 3:38pm
hell fukc yeah. Just take a few swings of mad dog 20 20 and pops can fondle these boobies. 


Posted By: Wildfire
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 5:05pm
Originally posted by newin2009 newin2009 wrote:

I honestly don't think I could do it.

im here thinking of what i could do with that kinda money (J$570 million)...then i look back at the pic...i'd probably scream and run after the first 10 seconds. grossDead


Posted By: naturesgift
Date Posted: Sep 02 2014 at 7:49pm
NO something you can never unlive



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