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Topic: So...i was gonna give him some..
Posted By: Lady ICE
Subject: So...i was gonna give him some..
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:08pm
until he opened his mouth and words came out...Dead




fill in the blank or share a story. i'm bored.CryLOL



Replies:
Posted By: AshBash89
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:13pm
Until I felt that "thing" and there wasn't much to it. I let him enjoy the buffet though, all you can eat.


Posted By: DiorShowGirl
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:30pm
Originally posted by AshBash89 AshBash89 wrote:

Until I felt that "thing" and there wasn't much to it. I let him enjoy the buffet though, all you can eat.


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:30pm
...until I looked at his face. I mean really looked at his face.


Posted By: DiorShowGirl
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:30pm
called me some other female's name...Confused


Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:35pm
licked my lips after we kissed Dead


Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:35pm
I was gonna give her some until she told me she was allergic to latex and said I could just pull out. True story.


Posted By: maysay1
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:46pm
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

...until I looked at his face. I mean really looked at his face.


and the closely related...until he took off his hat.


Posted By: Gkisses
Date Posted: Jun 05 2014 at 11:58pm
-he was rude to the waiter
-he called me sista
-i saw how he ate
-i saw his lil dingaling
-he called drunk & crying
-he said he wasnt into oral
-he said he had kids
-he said how cute our kids would look


Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:10am
Originally posted by Gkisses Gkisses wrote:


he masturbated in my bathroom on the first date


Posted By: Gkisses
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:12am
Lmao i was gonna mention that one but ya...

Eta. I wonder how much judgment would be passed if there was a "he/she ___ but i gave him/her some anyway" thread.


Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:17am
Originally posted by maysay1 maysay1 wrote:

Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

...until I looked at his face. I mean really looked at his face.


and the closely related...until he took off his hat.
Lawd the hat!


...found out he had 4 kids & one on the way. Icing on the cake: 4 different women. Dead


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:21am
Originally posted by Gkisses Gkisses wrote:

Lmao i was gonna mention that one but ya...

Eta. I wonder how much judgment would be passed if there was a "he/she ___ but i gave him/her some anyway" thread.
Make the thread, short one.


Posted By: rickysrose
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:26am
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

Originally posted by maysay1 maysay1 wrote:

Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

...until I looked at his face. I mean really looked at his face.


and the closely related...until he took off his hat.
Lawd the hat!


...found out he had 4 kids & one on the way. Icing on the cake: 4 different women. Dead

That's not icing, the cake fell out Dead




Posted By: carolina cutie
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:31am
Ricky the cake burned, didn't rise, had too much salt...lawd.LOL

Wasn't married to a single one of them, making under $25k(military)....hopefully he is at home preparing for his 5th child and saving his money up.


Posted By: Lonisha87
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:34am
But he pissed me the iff so i went to sleep instead


Posted By: f8dagrate
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:41am
His balls smelled musty as eff


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:44am
There's no nice way to ask the inappropriate question I want to ask f8.


Posted By: f8dagrate
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:47am
Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

There's no nice way to ask the inappropriate question I want to ask f8.


Go ahead,for this night only I will answer your question.


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:50am
How close did you get to his balls to smell them?


Posted By: f8dagrate
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:56am
Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

How close did you get to his balls to smell them?


lol


Posted By: TayTay
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 1:30am
until he told me he stilled lived with his mom :/


Posted By: slykitten
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 5:27am
Until he said "conversate" Dead


Posted By: iliveforbhm
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 5:46am
I'm getting angrier! Those niccas didn't know how to take the booty.


Posted By: Qualified
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 6:00am
I was probably going to, at some point, 100% give this little clown guy I met some pussanay, UNTILLLL----

This mu'fucca sent me a pic, with him sprawled out on the bed, with his dicc out in his hand, saying, "since we met, all I can think about is those lips of yours wrapped around my dicc!"

This was the very first thing he sent after obtaining my number!!!

#THETRUTH


Posted By: Bekah
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:11am
Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

I was probably going to, at some point, 100% give this little clown guy I met some pussanay, UNTILLLL----

This mu'fucca sent me a pic, with him sprawled out on the bed, with his dicc out in his hand, saying, "since we met, all I can think about is those lips of yours wrapped around my dicc!"

This was the very first thing he sent after obtaining my number!!!

#THETRUTH

Shocked




Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:47am
Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

I was probably going to, at some point, 100% give this little clown guy I met some pussanay, UNTILLLL----

This mu'fucca sent me a pic, with him sprawled out on the bed, with his dicc out in his hand, saying, "since we met, all I can think about is those lips of yours wrapped around my dicc!"

This was the very first thing he sent after obtaining my number!!!

#THETRUTH
I "seent" the pictures, I don't blame him






Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:50am
Originally posted by iliveforbhm iliveforbhm wrote:

I'm getting angrier! Those niccas didn't know how to take the booty.


Young man, have you even touched the panties on a woman before?


Posted By: NuAttitude
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:50am
Until he said "I have no more Viagra"!


Posted By: NuAttitude
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:51am
Until he said "I'm not circumcised"


Posted By: Brjasuga51
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:53am
until his body odor hit my nostrils


Posted By: iliveforbhm
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 8:37am
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

Originally posted by iliveforbhm iliveforbhm wrote:

I'm getting angrier! Those niccas didn't know how to take the booty.


Young man, have you even touched the panties on a woman before?


Don't call me young man you are a few years older than me! More than you.


Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 8:53am
saw crust and spittle gather at the corner of his mouth

said he don't do oral but he takes oral (fucc ass)


Posted By: Yardgirl
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:02am
... until I saw that he had a tiny braid at the back of his head... in 2011.




Posted By: Missvw
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:07am
I was gonna give him some... until he ate me out so good I was no longer in the mood.


Posted By: Tbaby
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:14am
nvm


Posted By: Tbaby
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:15am
Originally posted by Tbaby Tbaby wrote:

until he said "I left my wallet at home.  Can you pay for dinner and I'll pay you my half later?"


Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:30am
Originally posted by NuAttitude NuAttitude wrote:

Until he said "I have no more Viagra"!

Dead


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:36am
Originally posted by Yardgirl Yardgirl wrote:

... until I saw that he had a tiny braid at the back of his head... in 2011.


LOL


Posted By: Katrenia
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:37am
Until he said: I hate to ask but I feel we have such a connection, 
we can share everything and depend on each other for support. 
I wanted to impress you and I overspent on out FIRST date, 
I really need a small loan for about a week or so. 

My response---Sure I can help you, I then began to explain this new service called PayDay Loans before I hung up my phone and placed him on The Do Not Answer list.

This happened to my Aunt.Shocked


Posted By: iliveforbhm
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:41am
Why I come back into this feminazi thread grr


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:45am
Originally posted by Missvw Missvw wrote:

I was gonna give him some... until he ate me out so good I was no longer in the mood.




Can't be life

I'd be pissed .. You gonna have to do something with it,

Turn around, lift a leg

Something


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 9:48am
Ajax?


Posted By: Missvw
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:00am
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

Originally posted by Missvw Missvw wrote:

I was gonna give him some... until he ate me out so good I was no longer in the mood.




Can't be life

I'd be pissed .. You gonna have to do something with it,

Turn around, lift a leg

Something
NO! I've already cum goodnight Sleepy


Posted By: afrokock
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:03am
Lol

Go to bed with your dick looking at you like



Posted By: ThoughtCouture
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:04am
Originally posted by Gkisses Gkisses wrote:

-he was rude to the waiter
-i saw how he ate
 
 
oh yes.  these are instant turn offs for me...


Posted By: ThoughtCouture
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:12am
i'd also add...
-any display of cheapness, or selfishness
-talks disrespectfully about ANY woman but especially women in his life past or present
-makes any sort of negative remark about black people
-says he would prefer to live in the burbs
-says he is a republican and/or strict "capitalist"
 


Posted By: spencer4hire
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:26am
Lol
Until he insisted on blessing the food at our dinner date and he said
the grace taught to two year olds... " God is great. , God is good ......
this man was damn near 40!   I was sooooo turned off.


Posted By: melikey
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:26am
Gave my number to one of the security with a sick body at the club. We struck up a conversation because I went to high school with one of the other security.
He was fine as hell but the next day I find out his day job is pushing carts at the grocery store, had a infant, and he was only filling in as security that night to help my friend from HS.


Posted By: NuAttitude
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:36am
Originally posted by melikey melikey wrote:

Gave my number to one of the security with a sick body at the club. We struck up a conversation because I went to high school with one of the other security.
He was fine as hell but the next day I find out his day job is pushing carts at the grocery store, had a infant, and he was only filling in as security that night to help my friend from HS.
LOL Whoa!LOL


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:37am
Saw his face in the daylight

Heard him say negative things about his heritage: Tacky ass car...must be Jamaican Confused

Heard him say negative about my heritage: so many ___ live over here..they talking up our neighbourhood Stern Smile

Saw that receding hair line

Saw that he was balding cause he had the nerve to slack on the barber

Saw his Chris Rock fingers Dead... dont touch me

Smelt his breath... don't want that in my vagina


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:39am
Originally posted by NuAttitude NuAttitude wrote:

Originally posted by melikey melikey wrote:

Gave my number to one of the security with a sick body at the club. We struck up a conversation because I went to high school with one of the other security.
He was fine as hell but the next day I find out his day job is pushing carts at the grocery store, had a infant, and he was only filling in as security that night to help my friend from HS.
LOL Whoa!LOL


disrespectful LOL


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:39am
^^omgosh lmao


Posted By: NuAttitude
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:39am
Originally posted by Ming Ming wrote:

Saw his face in the daylight

Heard him say negative things about his heritage: Tacky ass car...must be Jamaican Confused

Heard him say negative about my heritage: so many ___ live over here..they talking up our neighbourhood Stern Smile

Saw that receding hair line

Saw that he was balding cause he had the nerve to slack on the barber

Saw his Chris Rock fingers Dead... dont touch me

Smelt his breath... don't want that in my vagina
Ming you are crazyLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: callmeDEva
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 11:35am
Made a joke about his junk being small. I wasn't sure if he was being serious but it sounded like the thing people do to compensate for something they don't feel confident about. But I wasn't about to find out. Friend zoned from there.


Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 11:53am
Originally posted by Ming Ming wrote:

Saw his face in the daylight

Heard him say negative things about his heritage: Tacky ass car...must be Jamaican Confused

Heard him say negative about my heritage: so many ___ live over here..they talking up our neighbourhood Stern Smile

Saw that receding hair line

Saw that he was balding cause he had the nerve to slack on the barber

Saw his Chris Rock fingers Dead... dont touch me

Smelt his breath... don't want that in my vagina

is this all the same person? LOL


Posted By: newdiva1
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 11:58am
-till I found out he had The Sugar.


Posted By: Ladycoils
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:00pm
This thread is funny..LOLLOLLOL


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:13pm
Originally posted by Lady ICE Lady ICE wrote:

Originally posted by Yardgirl Yardgirl wrote:

... until I saw that he had a tiny braid at the back of his head... in 2011.


LOL
Nice Link avatar.Smile


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 12:15pm
Originally posted by Missvw Missvw wrote:

Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

Originally posted by Missvw Missvw wrote:

I was gonna give him some... until he ate me out so good I was no longer in the mood.




Can't be life

I'd be pissed .. You gonna have to do something with it,

Turn around, lift a leg

Something
NO! I've already cum goodnight Sleepy
This made me spit on computer due to laughter. LOL


Posted By: Qualified
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 6:00pm
Originally posted by afrokock afrokock wrote:

I "seent" the pictures, I don't blame him





LOL, Im serving up Knuckle Sammiches Sir Kock lol! For real, I was so blown away by his candor and brazen disrespect, I couldn't even string together a reply. And Im never at a loss for words.


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 6:04pm
LOL Yeah, same guy. Little btch


Posted By: petiteone29
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 6:25pm
Until he got in the bed butt naked with some black socks pulled up to his knees on and ate me like a little kitty cat licking milk from a bowl and I saw his teeny little wee wee.


Posted By: msjaim2
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:31pm
Originally posted by f8dagrate f8dagrate wrote:

His balls smelled musty as eff

lmaooooooooooooo


Posted By: msjaim2
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:32pm
lmaoooooooooooooo
Originally posted by f8dagrate f8dagrate wrote:

His balls smelled musty as eff


Posted By: AwesomeAries
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:33pm
till he didn't respond to my text messages Angry


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:37pm
*learns how to text*


Posted By: Princess_S
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:43pm
I wasnt going to give him some but that pic he sent with them bump-bumps on his manhood has pushed the possibility of it even further away.Dead 
and no i didnt even ask


Posted By: mzsophisticated
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 7:57pm
When he tried to use his fingers first and could not find the hole


Posted By: HeyBeautiful18
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 8:00pm
..until he started begging like a little bitch   Confused   Cry



Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 8:05pm
Originally posted by carolina cutie carolina cutie wrote:

...until I looked at his face. I mean really looked at his face.


This but then I saw his penis and was like....





Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 8:08pm
Originally posted by Random Thoughts Random Thoughts wrote:

I was gonna give her some until she told me she was allergic to latex and said I could just pull out. True story.


I was just having this conversation with a friends.....chicks that are allergic to condoms but they make more than one kind.....them heauxs lying.LOL


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 8:16pm
Chilling at his house and he comes out the room in his underwear.....first date? Negro no.
He tried to touch my bewb in the car....I know the cleavage was looking all succulent and 3D but nah.
Well done steak and shrimp fried rice......after the second date I realized he was too basic for me...



Posted By: keepgrowing
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 8:17pm
until I smelled his breath Dead
not from me, but my friend lol: until he took off his shirt.....and his spanx 



Posted By: f8dagrate
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:03pm
Originally posted by Missvw Missvw wrote:

I was gonna give him some... until he ate me out so good I was no longer in the mood.


Man this sounds like the gospel to me


Posted By: f8dagrate
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:06pm
Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

I was probably going to, at some point, 100% give this little clown guy I met some pussanay, UNTILLLL----

This mu'fucca sent me a pic, with him sprawled out on the bed, with his dicc out in his hand, saying, "since we met, all I can think about is those lips of yours wrapped around my dicc!"

This was the very first thing he sent after obtaining my number!!!

#THETRUTH


LOL my friend told me about a dude saying to her. "Your lips looks like they can suck the skin off a dicc"





Posted By: lanae
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:17pm
Met him irl and saw his grill. (He didnt smile in his pics)
Met him irl and he was clearly closeted gay

Thank God I done with online dating


Posted By: lanae
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:19pm
Met him irl and he had on jorts...*sigh*


Posted By: f8dagrate
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:21pm
Originally posted by lanae lanae wrote:

Met him irl and he had on jorts...*sigh*


The eff

Please post pics of this Jorts Phenomenon.


Posted By: lanae
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 10:23pm
Originally posted by f8dagrate f8dagrate wrote:

Originally posted by lanae lanae wrote:

Met him irl and he had on jorts...*sigh*


The eff

Please post pics of this Jorts Phenomenon.

Lol jean shorts...the long ones that look like capris


Posted By: ThatGurlD
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 11:30pm
I fell asleep
One of the kids knocked on the door
He yelled and my dog Angry

I wasn't planning on giving him any but....
he surprised me with a chik-o-stick after a long day of work
he set up the coffee to automatically brew in the morning when I was rushed and wouldn't have had time to make my own
he started singing to me
empty house so.....why not?

It's the little things for me and it goes both ways


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 11:49pm
LOL As soon as my coworker stops getting on my nerves... imma do my: "I wasn't planning on giving him any but...."


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: Jun 06 2014 at 11:51pm
Originally posted by lanae lanae wrote:

Originally posted by f8dagrate f8dagrate wrote:

Originally posted by lanae lanae wrote:

Met him irl and he had on jorts...*sigh*


The eff

Please post pics of this Jorts Phenomenon.

Lol jean shorts...the long ones that look like capris
why did i picture that buff guy that everyone thought was afro lmfao.DeadDeadLOLLOL


Posted By: Krystal19
Date Posted: Jun 07 2014 at 10:05pm
So... I was going to give him some, but I looked him up on facebook. He was interested in men and women.


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Jun 07 2014 at 10:12pm
I was gonna give her some until she asked me what my sign was

I was gonna give her some until I saw her feet



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