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Topic: I cant fucc witchu if...
Posted By: herwoman
Subject: I cant fucc witchu if...
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:44pm
you think there could ever be too much cheese in Mac& Cheese


Who can't you fucc with?



Replies:
Posted By: TexturizedDiva
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:48pm
I can't fucc with you if you're broke.


Posted By: CLCNY20
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:55pm
You say sh*t like "axe" instead of ask, "ack" instead of act,  "supposably", or "chooseday".


Posted By: Gkisses
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:55pm
1. You cant taste the difference between sweet potatoe pie and pumpkin. And why sweet potato is superior.
........................
1. Youre rude to service workers
2. You cant fug or kiss
3. You've been to jail
4. You have child(ren)
5. You have no income
6. Your mom still cooks for you and does your laundry.
7. Your under 5'10
8. B.O


Posted By: *Belle*Femme*
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:56pm
i can't fukk witch you if you still rocking a 27 piece. 


Posted By: herwoman
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:56pm
I can't fucc with you if I can see through your edges.


Posted By: NadiaPost
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:57pm
if you put 1000 clips in your 3 year old childs head when the baby only has 1 inch of hair. Bish what if she swallows one of the clips. Leave the babies hair alone.

I can't mess with you if your natural shade is NC50 and ur Using NC15 foundation

I cant mess with you if your face is lightskin but your hand knuckles and neck and earlobes are the shade of Akon.

I can't mess with you if you use hydroquinone in 100 strength maybe in 2 percent but if you are using 100 strength then we can't be friends


Posted By: herwoman
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:57pm
Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

You say sh*t like "axe" instead of ask, "ack" instead of act,  "supposably", or "chooseday".
Chooseday took me a second.


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:58pm
You try to turn off my cartoons.


Posted By: herwoman
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 8:59pm
If you wear Coogie down to the socks


Posted By: coconess
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:00pm
i need chameleon type people around me who can adapt to their surroundings if necessary/need be. 




Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:03pm
Originally posted by herwoman herwoman wrote:

Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

You say sh*t like "axe" instead of ask, "ack" instead of act,  "supposably", or "chooseday".
Chooseday took me a second.

Lmao ohhhh Tuesday?


Posted By: Gkisses
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:04pm
-Youre a thief.
-You down own your short comings and always throwing a pitty party.
-you sleep with no pillows on your bed
-multiple bm/bd


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:04pm
Originally posted by SamoneLenior SamoneLenior wrote:


if you wipe back to front
DeadGet out.LOL


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:04pm
off the top of my head:

...you're indecisive 
...you're cheap
...you don't tip
...you're rigid in your concepts of gender
...you're claiming you can't be friends with women


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:06pm
my mom and brother say chooseday.. i hate it


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:06pm
Don't remind me how much I hate thieves.Angry


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:07pm
Originally posted by nekamarie83 nekamarie83 wrote:

off the top of my head:

...you're indecisive 
...you're cheap
...you don't tip
...you're rigid in your concepts of gender
...you're claiming you can't be friends with women
Where we going?


Posted By: maysay1
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:07pm
If you actually care about getting "likes" or "followers" and beg people for either.

If you're rude to old people, children, women, the defenseless, service people, the homeless, the mentally ill, people who are trying to be nice to you, and basically anyone who wasn't rude to you first.

If you don't like watermelon.

If you support people's foolishness, whether they're celebrities or regular folks.

If you think not reading books is cute.





Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:07pm
yeah.. i dont f with thieves, liars, skanks


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:07pm
What Ming said.


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:08pm
Originally posted by maysay1 maysay1 wrote:

If you actually care about getting "likes" or "followers" and beg people for either.

If you're rude to old people, children, women, the defenseless, service people, the homeless, the mentally ill, people who are trying to be nice to you, and basically anyone who wasn't rude to you first.

If you don't like watermelon.

If you support people's foolishness, whether they're celebrities or regular folks.

If you think not reading books is cute.



You'd hate my brother.LOL


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:10pm
Originally posted by nekamarie83 nekamarie83 wrote:

off the top of my head:

...you're indecisive 
...you're cheap
...you don't tip
...you're rigid in your concepts of gender
...you're claiming you can't be friends with women


girls/women who dont get along with females Confused the fck? i dont even try to hide my side eye


Posted By: Gkisses
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:13pm
You havent seen Goonies, adventures in babysitting or dont tell mom the babysitters dead.


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:14pm
Looks like I won't be having kids with GK after all.


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:14pm
Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

Where we going?
you tell me. 

there better be carrot cake.


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:16pm
omg maysay... people who dont read books is real.. they say it so nonchalant

people who cant admit fault

people who tell your story/ people who think everything is a story to tell. ex. you say guess what, then some btch tells them Confused

show offs


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:17pm
Originally posted by Ming Ming wrote:

yeah.. i dont f with thieves, liars, skanks
[ak]guuuuuuuuuuurl[/ak]


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:17pm
The list is too long....


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:18pm
Originally posted by mizzsandra00 mizzsandra00 wrote:

The list is too long....
...you're breathing
...you exist
...you cast a shadow
...you are made of matter


there. i helped.  


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:19pm
Originally posted by nekamarie83 nekamarie83 wrote:

you tell me. 

there better be carrot cake.
If there's carrot cake then you know exactly where we are going.Wink


Posted By: herwoman
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:19pm
Originally posted by Gkisses Gkisses wrote:

You havent seen Goonies, adventures in babysitting or dont tell mom the babysitters dead.
Goonies^5 but I can't fucc with you cause you date outside your race.


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:19pm
Originally posted by nekamarie83 nekamarie83 wrote:

Originally posted by mizzsandra00 mizzsandra00 wrote:

The list is too long....
...you're breathing
...you exist
...you cast a shadow
...you are made of matter


there. i helped.  
Seems about right.


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:20pm
Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

If there's carrot cake then you know exactly where we are going.Wink
!!!! then i want some mac & cheese too!! 


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:20pm
Originally posted by Meme0887 Meme0887 wrote:

If you're fake
 
If you're rude

If you're close minded

If you have no personality

If you don't ride roller coasters Ermm


You're about 4 of these.
























*runs*


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:21pm
Originally posted by nekamarie83 nekamarie83 wrote:

!!!! then i want some mac & cheese too!! 
You're greedy..you're luck I like that.LOL


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:21pm
If you're fake
 
If you're rude

If you're close minded

If you have no personality

If you don't ride roller coasters Ermm




Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:23pm
If you're the only one who laughs at your corny jokes (Mixer)


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:23pm
I can't f*ck with you if you don't wear makeup or don't know how to put it on. Natural beauty my ass.


Posted By: fckwitmeuknoigotit
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:25pm
if you wear leggings with jesus sandals
if you're a coon
if you gossip all the time


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:25pm
Originally posted by Meme0887 Meme0887 wrote:

If you're the only one who laughs at your corny jokes (Mixer)
I've already started laughing.LOL


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:27pm
Originally posted by fckwitmeuknoigotit fckwitmeuknoigotit wrote:

if you wear leggings with jesus sandals
what does jesus sandals look like?? lmaoooooLOL


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:29pm
Originally posted by Lady ICE Lady ICE wrote:

Originally posted by fckwitmeuknoigotit fckwitmeuknoigotit wrote:

if you wear leggings with jesus sandals
what does jesus sandals look like?? lmaoooooLOL
Beat me to it.


Posted By: *Belle*Femme*
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:29pm
i can't fukk with you if you dont love the movies: The fifth element, All 4 pirates of the caribbean, New Jack City, and matilda. 

Get your life together for a change. 


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:30pm
I like 5th Element, what I remember of New Jack City and Matilda and I've only seen POTC1 and thought it was aight. Is that enough?Geek


Posted By: *Belle*Femme*
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:30pm
Originally posted by Lady ICE Lady ICE wrote:

Originally posted by fckwitmeuknoigotit fckwitmeuknoigotit wrote:

if you wear leggings with jesus sandals
what does jesus sandals look like?? lmaoooooLOL
http://mysuperfluities.blogspot.com/2011/10/boden-weekly-review-roundup-and-then.html" rel="nofollow">


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:30pm
Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

I can't f*ck with you if you don't wear makeup or don't know how to put it on. Natural beauty my ass.
we coulda been great...


Posted By: fckwitmeuknoigotit
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:30pm
Originally posted by Lady ICE Lady ICE wrote:

Originally posted by fckwitmeuknoigotit fckwitmeuknoigotit wrote:

if you wear leggings with jesus sandals
what does jesus sandals look like?? lmaoooooLOL


tbh




Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:30pm
LOL


Posted By: maysay1
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:32pm
Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

I can't f*ck with you if you don't wear makeup or don't know how to put it on. Natural beauty my ass.


Aw mannnnnn...but what if they're good people and not ashy?


Posted By: herwoman
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:33pm
Originally posted by fckwitmeuknoigotit fckwitmeuknoigotit wrote:

Originally posted by Lady ICE Lady ICE wrote:

Originally posted by fckwitmeuknoigotit fckwitmeuknoigotit wrote:

if you wear leggings with jesus sandals
what does jesus sandals look like?? lmaoooooLOL


tbh


Chubby fat boy laughing gif


Posted By: CLCNY20
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:33pm
Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

I can't f*ck with you if you don't wear makeup or don't know how to put it on. Natural beauty my ass.
 
kick rocks Sleepy
::smooves natural skin::


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:34pm
Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

I can't f*ck with you if you don't wear makeup or don't know how to put it on. Natural beauty my ass.

Yay! that ain't me LOL


Posted By: Gkisses
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:35pm
Mixah get ya life together. ...those are classics


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:36pm
Originally posted by nekamarie83 nekamarie83 wrote:

Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

I can't f*ck with you if you don't wear makeup or don't know how to put it on. Natural beauty my ass.
we coulda been great...
So wait, in that tshirt avi, natural beauty was what was making you glow like that?Embarrassed


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:38pm
Originally posted by Gkisses Gkisses wrote:

Mixah get ya life together. ...those are classics
I hope you don't mean the Pirates Of The Caribbean sequels.SleepySleepy


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:39pm
Originally posted by maysay1 maysay1 wrote:

Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

I can't f*ck with you if you don't wear makeup or don't know how to put it on. Natural beauty my ass.


Aw mannnnnn...but what if they're good people and not ashy?
BB don't believe in that witchcraft.


Posted By: Gkisses
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:41pm
Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

Originally posted by Gkisses Gkisses wrote:

Mixah get ya life together. ...those are classics
I hope you don't mean the Pirates Of The Caribbean sequels.SleepySleepy


..lol no the movies i mentioned.





Posted By: mommykat
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:42pm
I can't fucc witchu if...

you dont like Sock-It-to-Me Cake from scratch



Posted By: Wynter
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:43pm
You say...."On Tomorrow or Today"

wtf


Posted By: Gkisses
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:43pm
Ppl who dress themselves better than their children.

Men who don't eat da box

Ppl who always tell "thats what i wanted to say/do" stories


Posted By: SoutherNtellect
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:44pm
if i gotta jump through hoops for you to fvck with me...

























unless you wear cheap purses. that i just can't fvck with


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:44pm
Originally posted by Gkisses Gkisses wrote:

Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

Originally posted by Gkisses Gkisses wrote:

Mixah get ya life together. ...those are classics
I hope you don't mean the Pirates Of The Caribbean sequels.SleepySleepy


..lol no the movies i mentioned.



I was mostly making fun of Belle's picks there.SleepyAnyway, you can compromise for me. You know you wanna.Tongue


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:45pm
Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

So wait, in that tshirt avi, natural beauty was what was making you glow like that?Embarrassed
oh you... 


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:45pm
People who don't like Key Lime Pie. Yeah, I went there.


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:47pm
Originally posted by Wynter Wynter wrote:

You say...."On Tomorrow or Today"

wtf


and fall time


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:47pm
Sorry, guys. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Stern SmileLOL


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:48pm
I was serious, nek nek. That realization struck me hard.


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:48pm
Originally posted by mommykat mommykat wrote:

I can't fucc witchu if...

you dont like Sock-It-to-Me Cake from scratch  
omg... sock it to me cake!! 



Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:49pm
people who burp with their mouths closed after every sip. i wanna punch them in the face

people who burp aloud


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:51pm
Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

Sorry, guys. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Stern SmileLOL
I wanted to say that in my Key Lime Pie post.Ermm


Posted By: BBpants
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:53pm
Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

Sorry, guys. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Stern SmileLOL
I wanted to say that in my Key Lime Pie post.Ermm

F yo key lime pie post


Posted By: mommykat
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:53pm
Originally posted by nekamarie83 nekamarie83 wrote:

Originally posted by mommykat mommykat wrote:

I can't fucc witchu if...

you dont like Sock-It-to-Me Cake from scratch  
omg... sock it to me cake!! 




Indeed, bew ...


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:55pm
  


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:56pm
Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

Sorry, guys. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Stern SmileLOL
I wanted to say that in my Key Lime Pie post.Ermm

F yo key lime pie post
As long as you don't fck my key lime pie.


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:57pm
Originally posted by mommykat mommykat wrote:

I can't fucc witchu if...

you dont like Sock-It-to-Me Cake from scratch

Shocked forgot all about this! time to bug my mom until she makes someLOL


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 9:58pm
^^Mama's girl.Sleepy


Posted By: Diane (35)
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:01pm
you believe white chocolate is real chocolate
you actually consume white chocolate
you believe white chocolate is superior to milk or dark


Posted By: ModelessDiva
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:02pm

if you get all in yo feelings instead of trying to correct the issue whenever something truthful is said



Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:02pm
I can't fck with you if you don't like curry chicken or if you're too skinny.


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:05pm
You blame any and everyone but yourself over your problems


Posted By: CLCNY20
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:05pm
Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

Originally posted by BBpants BBpants wrote:

Sorry, guys. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Stern SmileLOL
I wanted to say that in my Key Lime Pie post.Ermm

F yo key lime pie post
 
LOLLOLLOL


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:07pm
If you spent money on the bey and Jay concert but you asking for a loan to pay your bills.


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:08pm
If you cuss your kids like they strangers on the street.


Posted By: CLCNY20
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:09pm
Originally posted by Diane (35) Diane (35) wrote:

you believe white chocolate is real chocolate
you actually consume white chocolate
you believe white chocolate is superior to milk or dark
 
Disapprove
 
Sleepy
 
FIRST of all...fek you.  That sh*t is delicious and them some, you just a h8ta.


Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:09pm
You only like white girls and red bones Ermm


Posted By: ModelessDiva
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:10pm

people who can't ever seem to take responsibility for their own sht.. it always has to be somebody else's fault..

still blaming something that happened 40 years ago for the reason they act the way they do today....



Posted By: Meme0887
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:11pm
You're a negative person




Posted By: ModelessDiva
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:11pm
oh and cancers
sorry


Posted By: CLCNY20
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:11pm
that reminds me
 
If you're a Pisces or Scorpio


Posted By: nekamarie83
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:12pm
Originally posted by Diane (35) Diane (35) wrote:

you believe white chocolate is real chocolate
you actually consume white chocolate
you believe white chocolate is superior to milk or dark
all bolded for emphasis Clap


Posted By: Lady ICE
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:13pm
Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

^^Mama's girl.Sleepy
 lol i just wanted to use this gif


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:13pm
If you can't post a pic right.


Posted By: *Belle*Femme*
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:13pm
Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

that reminds me
 
If you're a Pisces or Scorpio
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18482483-spin" rel="nofollow"> now y'all just talking out ya ass.


Posted By: Diane (35)
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:14pm
Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

that reminds me
 
If you're a Pisces or Scorpio

ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked MI DUN WID YUH!!

I could look past that love for that condensed milk tasting nasty azz faux chocolate but that ^^^^^^^ SMMFH

The post below yours is why i fuxx with nekamarie83!


Posted By: Mixer
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:15pm
Originally posted by Lady ICE Lady ICE wrote:

Originally posted by Mixer Mixer wrote:

^^Mama's girl.Sleepy
 lol i just wanted to use this gif
LOL


Posted By: *Belle*Femme*
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:16pm
I absolutely CAN NOT Fukk wich you if you possess a cat as a pet and chew Big Red Gum. Ewwwww!!!!


Posted By: ModelessDiva
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:16pm
Originally posted by CLCNY20 CLCNY20 wrote:

that reminds me
 

If you're a Pisces or Scorpio


I meannnn

Aren't you half Scorpio?



Posted By: CLCNY20
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:18pm
Originally posted by nekamarie83 nekamarie83 wrote:

Originally posted by Diane (35) Diane (35) wrote:

you believe white chocolate is real chocolate
you actually consume white chocolate
you believe white chocolate is superior to milk or dark
all bolded for emphasis Clap
 
maaaan
 
 


Posted By: CLCNY20
Date Posted: May 05 2014 at 10:20pm
Originally posted by *Belle*Femme* *Belle*Femme* wrote:

I absolutely CAN NOT Fukk wich you if you possess a cat as a pet and chew Big Red Gum. Ewwwww!!!!
 
you asking for it.



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