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Topic: Keep it real ladies,
Posted By: SeducTress
Subject: Keep it real ladies,
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 1:57pm
Let's say you've found the ultimate guy in the world.

ETA; use your own definition of your dream man.

Intelligent, handsome, funny, paid, and fine.

Everything checks out. You haven't had sex yet. But you fell for him.
But he has a small paynus.

Is that a deal breaker? Geek

For the ladies currently married or in a long term relationship. Would you still be with your boo had his paynus been small. 

We're talking small without redemption. No girth, no length.



Replies:
Posted By: AmiliaCabral
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:02pm

Maybe when I'm like 70 and have no need for dack. But nah, not today.

 
I'd let him lick the cat though


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:02pm
No.....the body is a powerful thang....my ass would cheat...yes I would risk my relationship to get my back broken in......I rather be with a not so perfect man that I have crazy sexual chemistry with.....then date the perfect man that can't sexually please me.......not enough head in the world to keep me from missing the lovely feel of the first penetration pressure......


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:02pm
Well I'm just gonna go ahead and be 100% honest with you because that's what I do.

DEALBREAKER


This is why I advocate sex before marriage.  Cars get a test drive in advance for a reason.  You have been warnedLOL

Hmm...this is another thread I'd like to bookmark for 2024 because there will be declarations of "unconditional love"Dead.


Posted By: ShadyLady
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:05pm
Been there, done that, got bored, cheated my ass off, and he ended up hating my guts.

Guess it just depends on if sex is important to you or not.

Someone like that would be perfect for me now that I'm celibate...wouldn't even be tempted.


Posted By: Princess Grace
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:05pm
He can't be the ultimate guy with a thumb pretending to be a dick, and yes I would leave cause sooner or later I'm cheating.


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:07pm
Hmm, lemme simmer on it for a moment. Dick is important, real talk...just how much
 
I would give it a shot


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:08pm

dating nothing more serious than that



Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:08pm
Tbh, at first no but I've had small peen after monster peen and it was actually really good...didn't think I'd ever say that but it was. I orgasmed through penetration w it.


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:09pm
No point in asking these shallow women this question. They are all size queens with big vaginas.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:11pm
that's not the ultimate guy for me so there's no struggle w/ the decision.

 


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:12pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

No point in asking these shallow women this question. They are all size queens with big vaginas.


You actually posted in this thread.  I commend you but would have advised against it.


Posted By: bunzaveli
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:12pm
Originally posted by ShadyLady ShadyLady wrote:

Been there, done that, got bored, cheated my ass off, and he ended up hating my guts.



Someone like that would be perfect for me now that I'm celibate...wouldn't even be tempted.


Posted By: ShadyLady
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:12pm
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Tbh, at first no but I've had small peen after monster peen and it was actually really good...didn't think I'd ever say that but it was. I orgasmed through penetration w it.


True...I've had a small one that had me climbing the walls. I don't even care for big ones. The one I mentioned before was small AND trash in bed. That was a no go.

Has the small one in the OP been sampled and officially deemed trash, or we're just going off looks alone?


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:12pm
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

that's not the ultimate guy for me so there's no struggle w/ the decision.

 
 
LOL


Posted By: nala52808
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:12pm
A fine man with a penus that can only fit in my nostrils? Hell to the no. 


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:13pm
Bunz is cracking me all the way up todayLOLCry


Posted By: ShadyLady
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:14pm
Originally posted by bunzaveli bunzaveli wrote:

Originally posted by ShadyLady ShadyLady wrote:

Been there, done that, got bored, cheated my ass off, and he ended up hating my guts.



Someone like that would be perfect for me now that I'm celibate...wouldn't even be tempted.


No judgement free zone...my bad lol.


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:14pm
Originally posted by mizzsandra00 mizzsandra00 wrote:

No.....the body is a powerful thang....my ass would cheat...yes I would risk my relationship to get my back broken in......I rather be with a not so perfect man that I have crazy sexual chemistry with.....then date the perfect man that can't sexually please me.......not enough head in the world to keep me from missing the lovely feel of the first penetration pressure......

IACryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCry

Can't even lie.

I would have to. 
Like...I would implode without the sensation a good stroke gives them walls.




Posted By: bindy
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:16pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

No point in asking these shallow women this question. They are all size queens with big vaginas.

lol you sound like you have a small penis....


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:16pm
small satsfying penis must have had some girth ? No.... I don't think i've been with a true small penis they've always had something to work with.


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:17pm
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

that's not the ultimate guy for me so there's no struggle w/ the decision.

 


That's why I asked the married and boo'd up whether or not they would stay with their SO if his peen was small.

Ahem.

Your turnBig smileLOL


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:17pm
Small dick does not equal gerkin.......and big is not a 10 footer......


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:18pm
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

that's not the ultimate guy for me so there's no struggle w/ the decision.

 

she should of switched out intelligent for big penis and this thread would have been totally different 


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:18pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Originally posted by mizzsandra00 mizzsandra00 wrote:

No.....the body is a powerful thang....my ass would cheat...yes I would risk my relationship to get my back broken in......I rather be with a not so perfect man that I have crazy sexual chemistry with.....then date the perfect man that can't sexually please me.......not enough head in the world to keep me from missing the lovely feel of the first penetration pressure......

IACryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCry

Can't even lie.

I would have to. 
Like...I would implode without the sensation a good stroke gives them walls.




and I would  wouldn't  would wouldn't judge you.

let me decideLOLLOL


Posted By: noneyons
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:18pm
i guess it would depend on your priorities at any given time in your life. big peen is in high demand so them big peen niccas don't feel the need to settle down anytime soon a lot of times. if you want stability and marriage, you might have  to settle. ion know. 


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:19pm
Originally posted by Princess Grace Princess Grace wrote:

He can't be the ultimate guy with a thumb pretending to be a dick, and yes I would leave cause sooner or later I'm cheating.


AND


Posted By: nala52808
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:20pm
What if ya'll's husbands woke up in the morning and his penus was miraculously gone? All thats left is just a hole, like a vagina? what would you do?Stern Smile


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:20pm
Originally posted by ShadyLady ShadyLady wrote:

Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

Tbh, at first no but I've had small peen after monster peen and it was actually really good...didn't think I'd ever say that but it was. I orgasmed through penetration w it.


True...I've had a small one that had me climbing the walls. I don't even care for big ones. The one I mentioned before was small AND trash in bed. That was a no go.

Has the small one in the OP been sampled and officially deemed trash, or we're just going off looks alone?

For the single ladies,

He looks good on paper.

He has passed your initial check list.

You're crazy about him, but after doing the do.... you find this one teeny flaw.


Posted By: mizzsandra00
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:20pm
Buy him a strap one to my liking


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:21pm

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...



Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:23pm
I'm not trying to have my sh*t sore either so them niccah's with the donkey dcks can keep that sh*t away from me.   Treat it like shoes.  Try a few on for size and pick the one that fits perfectly and marry it him. 


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:23pm
Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...


Hmmmm

You're right. It's totally subjective.

So let's just say you can't feel the girth. Nor does it go deep.

It sort of sits at the opening. 

It's a lil shy and skinny like your first teenage crushEmbarrassed


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:23pm
Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...




This...I need size clarification. SIZE IS SUBJECTIVE.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:24pm
Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...

 right

 
the ultimate guy for/to me would be one that had the size I desired. Not nec. what someone else thinks is 'big' or 'small' but what I like. 

oops wrong quote Rumbie. fixed


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:24pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

So let's just say you can't feel the girth. Nor does it go deep.


These are both dealbreakers all by themselves.  But both?  Poor tinkCry


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:25pm
Drop yall minimum requirements ladies


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:25pm
Originally posted by QueenBee QueenBee wrote:

Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...




This...I need size clarification. SIZE IS SUBJECTIVE.

LOLLOLLOL

Ya'll killing me in here already.

It's the smallest peen you've ever had in your life.

But he's everything you ever wanted in a man...

Well, relatively speakingLOL 


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:25pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...


Hmmmm

You're right. It's totally subjective.

So let's just say you can't feel the girth. Nor does it go deep.

It sort of sits at the opening. 

It's a lil shy and skinny like your first teenage crushEmbarrassed

in other words, no.LOL


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:26pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

Drop yall minimum requirements ladies


Give us a pic so we can give you an accurate up or down vote. 


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:26pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...


Hmmmm

You're right. It's totally subjective.

So let's just say you can't feel the girth. Nor does it go deep.

It sort of sits at the opening. 

It's a lil shy and skinny like your first teenage crushEmbarrassed
 
 
I wouldn't work !!!!!!!!!!
 
Gracias a dios dh passed that test... Sits at the opening= Friend Zone... I would prolly cheat, the tongue can only get you so far (tmi)..lol


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:27pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:



It's the smallest peen you've ever had in your life.

But he's everything you ever wanted in a man...

Well, relatively speakingLOL 


see.
that's how it happens..LOL  You think you can work with it.
next thing you know you're being judged by PurpleP LOL


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:28pm
Ducky you mean he is ALMOST everything you ever wanted in a man.  Cause this is a major "short" coming. 


Posted By: Ming
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:28pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...



Hmmmm

You're right. It's totally subjective.

So let's just say you can't feel the girth. Nor does it go deep.

It sort of sits at the opening. 

It's a lil shy and skinny like your first teenage crushEmbarrassed


oh no


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:28pm
Ladies this is the time you date PRE peen.

Ya'll haven't slept together yet, but have established a mind blowing connection.

So it's that moment before you discover his peen is small.

Deal or no deal?

He's perfect for you in every other way.




Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:29pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

that's not the ultimate guy for me so there's no struggle w/ the decision.

 


That's why I asked the married and boo'd up whether or not they would stay with their SO if his peen was small.

Ahem.

Your turnBig smileLOL


oh you mean like I didn't find out until the honeymoon (wouldn't happen)
or it shrunk after he reached 60?



Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:30pm
Originally posted by smaison smaison wrote:

well then that's not my ultimate guy. 


I know right.
people play too much LOLLOL
talking about ultimate.


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:30pm
Originally posted by kfoxx1998 kfoxx1998 wrote:

Ducky you mean he is ALMOST everything you ever wanted in a man.  Cause this is a major "short" coming. 


LordLOL

Yes.

You guys have gone on dates and bonded.

Then BOOM

You discover a wittle peen.




Posted By: smaison
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:30pm
well then that's not my ultimate guy. 


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:31pm
Originally posted by kfoxx1998 kfoxx1998 wrote:

Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

Drop yall minimum requirements ladies


Give us a pic so we can give you an accurate up or down vote. 

throw out a number and if im above i'll drop a pic , if not Dead


Posted By: ThatGurlD
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:31pm
This is the perfect man.  He's got the flaw that would keep him grounded with everything else he's got going on.  I personally feel the hung are less eager to please in ways besides penetration anyway.  He would always be trying to make up for his lil dangalang.  It could be beautiful Cry


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:31pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Ladies this is the time you date PRE peen.

Ya'll haven't slept together yet, but have established a mind blowing connection.

So it's that moment before you discover his peen is small.

Deal or no deal?

He's perfect for you in every other way.


 
 
dayum dayum dayum.... mind blowing connection but small peen....
 
decisions decisions...
in all fairness , if we had a true true connection like that I would give it a shot but our mind blowing connection might fade due to the lack of physical connection...


Posted By: kfoxx1998
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:31pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

You guys have gone on dates and bonded.

Then BOOM

You discover a wittle peen.



Screw you ducky.  I have HAD little peen.  TWICE!!!!!  sh*t is an outrage.  Those niccah's were incredibly FIONE@$#^$%*

ETA:  I'm still traumatized and hubby puts it DOWN!Cry


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:33pm
Originally posted by ThatGurlD ThatGurlD wrote:

This is the perfect man.  He's got the flaw that would keep him grounded with everything else he's got going on.  I personally feel the hung are less eager to please in ways besides penetration anyway.  He would always be trying to make up for his lil dangalang.  It could be beautiful Cry
yeah you never have to worry about sweating out your twist out or perm...Stern Smile


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:33pm



NSFW

This is a small peen and hmmmmmmmm...dealbreaker.


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Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:33pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

that's not the ultimate guy for me so there's no struggle w/ the decision.

 

she should of switched out intelligent for big penis and this thread would have been totally different 


that's important to us too. 


Posted By: melikey
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:33pm
We can be friends


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:35pm
Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Originally posted by PurplePhase PurplePhase wrote:

that's not the ultimate guy for me so there's no struggle w/ the decision.

 


That's why I asked the married and boo'd up whether or not they would stay with their SO if his peen was small.

Ahem.

Your turnBig smileLOL


oh you mean like I didn't find out until the honeymoon (wouldn't happen)
or it shrunk after he reached 60?


Laaaaaaaaaawd

You're dating then found out his dack is small.

Deal or no deal.


Posted By: EPITOME
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:37pm
how small? anyway-i think i can do it. that's why god created people who created sex toys.


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:38pm
Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...


Hmmmm

You're right. It's totally subjective.

So let's just say you can't feel the girth. Nor does it go deep.

It sort of sits at the opening. 

It's a lil shy and skinny like your first teenage crushEmbarrassed
 
 
I wouldn't work !!!!!!!!!!
 
Gracias a dios dh passed that test... Sits at the opening= Friend Zone... I would prolly cheat, the tongue can only get you so far (tmi)..lol


LmaoooooooooooooLOLLOLLOLLOL

The replies are HILARIOUS man

Ya'll not having itDeadLOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: smaison
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:38pm
Originally posted by kfoxx1998 kfoxx1998 wrote:

I'm not trying to have my sh*t sore either so them niccah's with the donkey dcks can keep that sh*t away from me.   Treat it like shoes.  Try a few on for size and pick the one that fits perfectly and marry it him. 


LOL...i love you. 


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:39pm
Originally posted by ThatGurlD ThatGurlD wrote:

This is the perfect man.  He's got the flaw that would keep him grounded with everything else he's got going on.  I personally feel the hung are less eager to please in ways besides penetration anyway.  He would always be trying to make up for his lil dangalang.  It could be beautiful Cry

WOW!Shocked

Girl, 

Thus far you are the only person in here that saw the glass half full.

I salute you. 


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:41pm
NSFW


I think seducky..talking about this type of peen..
























Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:41pm
Originally posted by kfoxx1998 kfoxx1998 wrote:

I'm not trying to have my sh*t sore either so them niccah's with the donkey dcks can keep that sh*t away from me.   Treat it like shoes.  Try a few on for size and pick the one that fits perfectly and marry it him. 


you know how we do LOL


Posted By: herwoman
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:41pm
If he has money peen size wouldn't matter much. Smaller the peen,the bigger the bag?


Posted By: smaison
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:42pm
we would never work out. every time we get in an argument i would just say "and that's why your dack small."
no bueno. 




Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:42pm
I do know a couple like this and let's just say I stay judging/not judging herLOL


Posted By: HaitianDiva64
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:43pm
Umm sits at the opening? That means no doggy hmmmmis he open to a penis extender?


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:43pm
@the peen above.. Hell No !! our connection would end... sowwy


Posted By: EPITOME
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:44pm
i mean sex is all mental...tell him to finger you when his d*ck is in there and do a fvck ton of kegels.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:44pm
Originally posted by herwoman herwoman wrote:

If he has money peen size wouldn't matter much. Smaller the peen,the bigger the bag?


it would matter but some might marry him* because the alimony would be nice

*with a plan

 


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:45pm
Originally posted by kfoxx1998 kfoxx1998 wrote:

Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

You guys have gone on dates and bonded.

Then BOOM

You discover a wittle peen.



Screw you ducky.  I have HAD little peen.  TWICE!!!!!  sh*t is an outrage.  Those niccah's were incredibly FIONE@$#^$%*

ETA:  I'm still traumatized and hubby puts it DOWN!Cry

The disgust in here is palpable.

It's like I'm taking some ladies back to a bad head spaceLOLLOLLOLLOL

No worries. You're safe now.

Go home and hug your peen a lil tighter tonight.




Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:46pm
NSFW



World's Smallest Peen contest


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Posted By: Qualified
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:46pm
Ive placed a large percentage of my happiness on dicc size since I've been sexually active... . I haven't had one successful situation with a big dicc negro (but there are other participating factors) that could affect those stats.

I have always been the chairperson of the MHBDC (must have big dicc coalition) but I am now involved with a man that has an at average penis (which is small to me) since Im used to donkeys, my first and he is awesome in every way, he really is. We have had a conversation, because I believe in full disclosure, and because he asked me if he was enough! Talk about awkward... for him not me. Because I looked him square in his eye and said, "I cant call it!" On the one hand, he makes me squirt and cum, but when it comes to feeling the thrust (negative), and when it comes to varying positions (DOUBLE NEGATIVE).

I am trying to see if this is something I can do. There is no harm in trying. The situation is still new we aren't in a committed relationship as of yet. Otherwise he is an amazing lover... Im really trying because he is so amazing, and I aint getting any younger. Argh... I hate being so shallow, but Im used to feeling a man in dem guts, and although I climax and our sex (overall) is great! I have to be honest with yall, when were finished, I think about EVERY BIG DICC THATS EVER RESTRUCTURED MY INSIDES, and I wonder... where are they NOW?!


Posted By: QueenBee
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:46pm
Originally posted by smaison smaison wrote:

we would never work out. every time we get in an argument i would just say "and that's why your dack small."
no bueno. 




Many moons ago my sister and I were at the club with her side piece. Her man walked in the club and started confronting her. They got loud and arguing. I was trying to push her out towards the door. He was calling her a no good fcking slut. The DJ turns the music down and says "Take that lovers quarrel sh*t outside". Folks looking at the commotion and my sister yells loudly "Brotha, I cheated on your ass because your dick small but your wallet large. Weak dyck mother."



Posted By: HaitianDiva64
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:47pm
Or maybe on of those strapons that adds a few inches. Guys with small thingys are either the MOST sweetest or the disrespectful.


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:48pm
Originally posted by EPITOME EPITOME wrote:

how small? anyway-i think i can do it. that's why god created people who created sex toys.

Awwwwwwww

I stand corrected.

Two ladies in here would've looked past his shortcomings 

I would still be with my SO

I just don't think I would be faithfulOuch

He's not my hubby though. So I'm only partially ain't sh*t.

No, no

I'm not sh*t.Ouch


Posted By: Qualified
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:49pm
Make that thread about some food, or some dicc and IM all up in it Samone LOL!


Posted By: nitabug
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:50pm
I can deal with it. penetrationis over ratedI


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:50pm
Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

Make that thread about some food, or some dicc and IM all up in it Samone LOL!


well damn.
*notes what brings Q out*

(missed ya)


Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:50pm
Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

Ive placed a large percentage of my happiness on dicc size since I've been sexually active... . I haven't had one successful situation with a big dicc negro (but there are other participating factors) that could affect those stats.

I have always been the chairperson of the MHBDC (must have big dicc coalition) but I am now involved with a man that has an at average penis (which is small to me) since Im used to donkeys, my first and he is awesome in every way, he really is. We have had a conversation, because I believe in full disclosure, and because he asked me if he was enough! Talk about awkward... for him not me. Because I looked him square in his eye and said, "I cant call it!" On the one hand, he makes me squirt and cum, but when it comes to feeling the thrust (negative), and when it comes to varying positions (DOUBLE NEGATIVE).

I am trying to see if this is something I can do. There is no harm in trying. The situation is still new we aren't in a committed relationship as of yet. Otherwise he is an amazing lover... Im really trying because he is so amazing, and I aint getting any younger. Argh... I hate being so shallow, but Im used to feeling a man in dem guts, and although I climax and our sex (overall) is great! I have to be honest with yall though, when were finished, I think about EVERY BIG DICC THATS EVER RESTRUCTURED MY INSIDES, and I wonder... where are they NOW?!


I'm genuinely curious about this mindset. You orgasm, claim to squirt, and enjoy the sex but you want the feeling of your guts being destroyed.

Is this a common desire?


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:52pm
Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

Ive placed a large percentage of my happiness on dicc size since I've been sexually active... . I haven't had one successful situation with a big dicc negro (but there are other participating factors) that could affect those stats.

I have always been the chairperson of the MHBDC (must have big dicc coalition) but I am now involved with a man that has an at average penis (which is small to me) since Im used to donkeys, my first and he is awesome in every way, he really is. We have had a conversation, because I believe in full disclosure, and because he asked me if he was enough! Talk about awkward... for him not me. Because I looked him square in his eye and said, "I cant call it!" On the one hand, he makes me squirt and cum, but when it comes to feeling the thrust (negative), and when it comes to varying positions (DOUBLE NEGATIVE).

I am trying to see if this is something I can do. There is no harm in trying. The situation is still new we aren't in a committed relationship as of yet. Otherwise he is an amazing lover... Im really trying because he is so amazing, and I aint getting any younger. Argh... I hate being so shallow, but Im used to feeling a man in dem guts, and although I climax and our sex (overall) is great! I have to be honest with yall, when were finished, I think about EVERY BIG DICC THATS EVER RESTRUCTURED MY INSIDES, and I wonder... where are they NOW?!

U just have a large vagina and although ur current man can satisfy u somewhat, u like a man who can fill u all the way up. I respect ur honesty.


Posted By: Qualified
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:52pm
Random dear, I don't have to claim... Im being 100. I do squirt, climax etc. I also, happen to know that a woman doesn't need a large penis to achieve any of those things, as our G spot isn't sitting 10 inches inside of us, so an average penis can accommodate. I stated that is an awesome lover, hes extremely attentive the whole nine yards, but his penis isn't what Ive grown accustomed to, period. Cant speak for the masses desires, as I only have one set of walls. This is something Im currently going through, so I spoke from the place Im currently in. Nothing more.


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:52pm
Queen BCryCryCryCryCryCryCry

I...I...like I thought small peen....

Like, 

Seriously though it's levels to small peen

and that right there mam

is downright infuriating.

No lie. I just got annoyedConfusedLOL


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:53pm
daaaaammmn this thread did numbers in less than an hour 


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:53pm
I hope I've already said no deal lol


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:54pm
Originally posted by HaitianDiva64 HaitianDiva64 wrote:

Umm sits at the opening? That means no doggy hmmmmis he open to a penis extender?

Yup

He's a great guy so I imagine he would be open?

LOLLOLLOLLOL

Look at you guys fidgeting in your seats.

Deal or no dealAngryLOL


Posted By: EPITOME
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:54pm
lmao @ Qualified. but if you're squirting and cummin every which way...what da problem is?

Samantha from SATC couldn't do it.


Posted By: nala52808
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:54pm
Originally posted by Marcelo22 Marcelo22 wrote:

Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

Ive placed a large percentage of my happiness on dicc size since I've been sexually active... . I haven't had one successful situation with a big dicc negro (but there are other participating factors) that could affect those stats.

I have always been the chairperson of the MHBDC (must have big dicc coalition) but I am now involved with a man that has an at average penis (which is small to me) since Im used to donkeys, my first and he is awesome in every way, he really is. We have had a conversation, because I believe in full disclosure, and because he asked me if he was enough! Talk about awkward... for him not me. Because I looked him square in his eye and said, "I cant call it!" On the one hand, he makes me squirt and cum, but when it comes to feeling the thrust (negative), and when it comes to varying positions (DOUBLE NEGATIVE).

I am trying to see if this is something I can do. There is no harm in trying. The situation is still new we aren't in a committed relationship as of yet. Otherwise he is an amazing lover... Im really trying because he is so amazing, and I aint getting any younger. Argh... I hate being so shallow, but Im used to feeling a man in dem guts, and although I climax and our sex (overall) is great! I have to be honest with yall, when were finished, I think about EVERY BIG DICC THATS EVER RESTRUCTURED MY INSIDES, and I wonder... where are they NOW?!

U just have a large vagina and although ur current man can satisfy u somewhat, u like a man who can fill u all the way up. I respect ur honesty.

PinchLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: Rumbera
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:55pm
Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

I have to be honest with yall, when were finished, I think about EVERY BIG DICC THATS EVER RESTRUCTURED MY INSIDES, and I wonder... where are they NOW?!
 
CryLOL


Posted By: EPITOME
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:55pm
is it the initial "rush" that heat when you're first initially penetrated that's missing Qualified? yeah I would miss that....i've done a pencil d*ck and although I did cum, you're right there was something missing but the sex was pretty good.  we ain't together though so i am no help.

nm...seducky...seems like i changed my mind.


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:55pm
Originally posted by SeducTress SeducTress wrote:

Originally posted by Rumbera Rumbera wrote:

How small we talkin @ Seducky !!!! Size is subjective..... vienna sausage, hot dog, que ...


Hmmmm

You're right. It's totally subjective.

So let's just say you can't feel the girth. Nor does it go deep.

It sort of sits at the opening. 

It's a lil shy and skinny like your first teenage crushEmbarrassed

LMAO SITS AT THE OPENING?!  tf  u sure he's not a roided woman?


Posted By: Random Thoughts
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:56pm
So what's better? Having an orgasm or getting them guts rearranged?


Posted By: ms_wonderland
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:58pm
Originally posted by Random Thoughts Random Thoughts wrote:

So what's better? Having an orgasm or getting them guts rearranged?

c/s SL because getting guts rearranged does lead to an orgasm but a small penis...the head consistently hits something that the big penis bypasses...big IS better, but don't count out the little guys.


Posted By: PurplePhase
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:58pm
Originally posted by ms_wonderland ms_wonderland wrote:

daaaaammmn this thread did numbers in less than an hour 


that's because it's seducky. She could make a thread about semicolons and it would do #s LOL

I'd be 10 pages of that.


Posted By: Qualified
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:58pm
Man Pity, Im just used to feeling every thrust... You know every pump. Its hard to explain. For example, Im only able to achieve pleasure one way. On my back, with my legs peeled clean back. FROM THE BACK- NOPE, I cant feel a thing! RIDING? UN-un!!!fuggedaboutit! So it gets a bit mundane, because we run into limitations, that I am just not use to.


Posted By: SeducTress
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:58pm
Originally posted by Qualified Qualified wrote:

Ive placed a large percentage of my happiness on dicc size since I've been sexually active... . I haven't had one successful situation with a big dicc negro (but there are other participating factors) that could affect those stats.

I have always been the chairperson of the MHBDC (must have big dicc coalition) but I am now involved with a man that has an at average penis (which is small to me) since Im used to donkeys, my first and he is awesome in every way, he really is. We have had a conversation, because I believe in full disclosure, and because he asked me if he was enough! Talk about awkward... for him not me. Because I looked him square in his eye and said, "I cant call it!" On the one hand, he makes me squirt and cum, but when it comes to feeling the thrust (negative), and when it comes to varying positions (DOUBLE NEGATIVE).

I am trying to see if this is something I can do. There is no harm in trying. The situation is still new we aren't in a committed relationship as of yet. Otherwise he is an amazing lover... Im really trying because he is so amazing, and I aint getting any younger. Argh... I hate being so shallow, but Im used to feeling a man in dem guts, and although I climax and our sex (overall) is great! I have to be honest with yall, when were finished, I think about EVERY BIG DICC THATS EVER RESTRUCTURED MY INSIDES, and I wonder... where are they NOW?!


Jesuuuuuuuuuuuuus @ the bolded








Posted By: Qualified
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 2:59pm
@ RANDOM, BOTH


Posted By: Qualified
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 3:01pm
Marcelo, I don't recall me ever saying my vagina was large... His dicc is average and he understood that because he initiated that conversation before we ever even engaged. Your seat sir...


Posted By: Marcelo22
Date Posted: Mar 27 2014 at 3:03pm

u dont gotta say it, your essay on needing a donkey dicc said it



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